
A WEEKLY COLUMN LOOKING AT
TOPICS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF OUR
FEATURE MATCH OF THE WEEK
WRAP OF A WRAP
As ever Tom & Rich did a bang up job wrapping Leinster’s win over the Scarlets. I’ve tried to simplify the format this season, where before I split each half into five segments for the guests to wrap they now just cover 20 minutes each per half. That can lead to a lot of harping so I’ve tried to jump in to help were I can but I still reckon this works as a better system.
ICYMI, here’s a link to Spotify and we’re also on most major platforms.
HARPIN ON…NEINABER’S TASK
Classic Harpin luck…less than 24 hours after we record a bonus clip about what Neinaber can bring to Leinster, the news breaks that he’s likely to be delayed arriving with the squad until after we play Munster. Still, as Tom says you can already see some of his influence in our play and no doubt there is some kind of Zoom-like communication going on. Anyway, the boys still did a good job harpin’ on what he will add to the province.
LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE
Would you believe I completely forgot about this 80+ feature this season until now? Well if you knew me you certainly would believe it! #scatterbrain
Anywho…while it is good news about Ed Byrne, and also that Messrs Milne & Healy are close to making it five, yes, count ‘em, FIVE quality loose head props available for selection, I reckon Jack Boyle’s form over the first five rounds should be enough to earn him a spot in our 23 for this Saturday at very least.
Obviously the names at the bottom of the list are concerning and we’d want them returning ASAP but overall it’s far from the worst injury report we’ve seen.
Harpin’ matchday 23 v Munster
Keenan, J O’Brien, Ringrose, Ngatai, Lowe, R Byrne, Gibson-Park.
Porter, Sheehan, Furlong, McCarthy, Ryan, Baird, van der Flier, Doris.
Kelleher, Boyle, Ala’alatoa, Molony, Conan, Foley, Frawley, Osborne.
NB : the above matchday 23 is completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley
INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Ed Byrne: has returned to full training after recovering from his hamstring injury
INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
Michael Milne: will be further assessed later this week as he continues his return from a shoulder injury
Cian Healy: will step up his rehabilitation programme this week as he continues his return from a shoulder injury
INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
N/A
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Tommy O’Brien (ankle), Cormac Foley (shoulder), John McKee (hamstring), Luke McGrath (knee) and Alex Soroka (foot)
WE STAND WITH UGO
Easy choice of topic for this week’s TikTok. Pretty much said my piece in the video but I will also add a relevant tweet from fellow Leinster fan Catherine Kavanagh on the matter.
IRISH “SVNS” SQUADS ANNOUNCED
I think I’ve finally settled on a structure with these 80+ columns…starting with a few segments on the wrap pod from last weekend, ending with updates from other competitions, and here we’re in what I call “The Middle Aisle” where I cover a few topics that caught my eye in the last week.
First we have the announcement of the squads for the two senior 7s teams which will be representing Ireland both in the rebranded “Svns” series which starts in Dubai on the weekend of December 2.
As you can see below, the biggest difference between the two groups is that the Women’s includes many who would be expected to featured in XVs, so clearly this continues to be a problem for the programme. Apparently the only actual clash with the 2024 Six Nations will be on the Hong Kong leg but realistically I’d expect there to be minimal back and forth between the versions.
On the men’s side, all the big names are there like Kennedy, Conroy, McNulty plus some new ones as well and they will really want to crack on from last season where they reached their first final yet disappointed in other events.
We’ll be covering the series on this column and eventually it will move to the Updates section starting next week.
Ireland Women’s Sevens – 2024 Squad: Kathy Baker, Claire Boles, Megan Burns, Amee-Leigh Murphy Crowe, Alanna Fitzpatrick, Stacey Flood, Eve Higgins, Katie Heffernan, Erin King, Lucinda Kinghan, Vicky Elmes Kinlan, Emily Lane, Amy Larn, Kate Farrell McCabe, Anna McGann, Lucy Mulhall, Beibhinn Parsons, Aoibheann Reilly, Vikki Wall.
Ireland Men’s Sevens – 2024 Squad: Niall Comerford, Jordan Conroy, Sean Cribbin, Billy Dardis, Ed Kelly, Jack Kelly, Terry Kennedy, JJ Kenny, Hugo Lennox, Matt McDonald, Harry McNulty, Bryan Mollen, Gavin Mullin, Chay Mullins, Dylan O’Grady, Aaron O’Sullivan, Connor O’Sullivan, Mark Roche, Zac Ward.
WOMEN’S CELTIC LEAGUE GETS CLOSER
Last season there was a new competition called “The Celtic Challenge” where Irish, Scottish and Welsh women’s teams competed to help prepare for the Six Nations – now it has been expanded to involve two teams from each nation so I assume it will be a round robin format.
As my headline suggests, this brings us ever closer to the formation of a proper Women’s Celtic League and it would be perfect if they could eventually include all four provinces.
One drawback however seems to be the fact that this expanded competition will run right into the also-expanded format of the Women’s AIL which switched to a home-and-away format this season.
I’m all for more women’s rugby but when the sevens, club, test and now this new level all clash at the same time it really looks like they are creating more problems than they are solving.
SIOBHÁN CATTIGAN
I’m not really in a position to comment too much on any Scottish rugby let alone the women’s game there but it was hard not to be moved by the tragic story of Siobhán Cattigan plus the horrible way in which the SRU handled the aftermath.
Hopefully the way the union has engaged with the family together with the apology has gone a way towards mending the fences. If they are happy with the sincerity of the apologies than so should we.
HOGG WASH
Not my intention to pick on Scottish rugby this week but I just have one thing to say about the whole Stuart Hogg thing…if the reports are true then he definitely does not sound like a good guy.
That said, if he goes on to stay out of rugby then there’s not much more for me to say about him on a platform dedicated to opinion on what happens within the game. And it certainly seems that Rugby Pass aren’t singing from the same hymn sheet.
I mean – if we want to focus on players who have wronged women, there are plenty of those still playing the sport now.
ITALIAN CLUBS
Many have pointed out that the two Italian clubs are now above all four Welsh regions on the URC table, but I also noticed one other fact from the first five rounds of the season.
Last season, over the 18 regular season rounds of the URC, both Italian clubs lost in as many as 10 of them. This season so far, there have been ZERO. Maybe that includes a couple of draws but that is still certainly quite the improvement, and long may it continue. Except when they both play Leinster, of course…
MIKE AND THE PRE-MATCH MECHANICS
I covered Mike McCarthy’s pre-kickoff Viking clap routine on this column a few weeks ago for Leinster’s first match at the RDS, well they didn’t do it for the visit of Edinburgh yet brought it back last Saturday and this time I took a brief video for TikTok.
URC IRISH SHIELD UPDATE
No Irish Shield action last weekend, rather four proud wins for the provinces, but the race resumes at the Aviva this Saturday as Leinster finally join the fray. I’ve revised the info below to include all the 12 matches and we’ll continue to track the table’s process throughout the season if the URC have yet to do it on their website.
NOV 4 CONNACHT 22-20 ULSTER
NOV 10 ULSTER 21-14 MUNSTER
- ULSTER P 2 PTS 5
- CONNACHT P 1 PTS 4
- MUNSTER P 1 PTS 1
- LEINSTER P 0 PTS 0
NOV 25 LEINSTER V MUNSTER
DEC 2 CONNACHT V LEINSTER
DEC 22 ULSTER V CONNACHT
DEC 26 MUNSTER V LEINSTER
JAN 1 CONNACHT V MUNSTER
JAN 1 LEINSTER V ULSTER
MAY 11 MUNSTER V CONNACHT
MAY 18 ULSTER V LEINSTER
MAY 31 LEINSTER V CONNACHT
JUNE 1 MUNSTER V ULSTER
🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE
Big win for Stu Lancaster’s Racing in the Parisien derby which moves them up to second place level on points with their capital city rivals with Castres also on 23pts and Pau just one behind. Things don’t exactly get easier for Racing as they host La Rochelle who seem to be getting their mojo back after a third win on the bounce saw them creep to the edge of the playoff picture.
Round 7
STADE FRANCAIS 9-13 RACING 92
BAYONNE 35-16 PAU
PERPIGNAN 26-13 MONTPELLIER
OYONNAX 38-20 LYON
CLÉRMONT 27-30 TOULON
CASTRES 31-23 TOULOUSE
LA ROCHELLE 25-21 BORDEAUX

Round 8
SAT NOV 25
TOULON V CASTRES
BORDEAUX V PERPIGNAN
LYON V BAYONNE
MONTPELLIER V OYONNAX
PAU V STADE FRANCAIS
TOULOUSE V CLÉRMONT
SUN NOV 26
RACING 92 V LA ROCHELLE
PREMIERSHIP UPDATE
Leinster’s Euro opponents are heading in opposite directions these days – we play Sale in December and they went to the top of the table after their win over Newcastle while Quins got humbled at the Stoop by Saracens. Leicester did manage to win their derby against the Saints yet they remain in the bottom two.
ROUND 6
BATH 20-19 BRISTOL BEARS
SALE SHARKS 40-22 NEWCASTLE
LEICESTER 26-17 NORTHAMPTON
HARLEQUINS 10-38 SARACENS
EXETER 25-24 GLOUCESTER

ROUND 7
FRI NOV 24
NORTHAMPTON V HARLEQUINS
SALE SHARKS V BATH
SAT NOV 25
GLOUCESTER V LEICESTER TIGERS
SARACENS V BRISTOL
SUN NOV 26
NEWCASTLE V EXETER
AIL UPDATE
Round 8 of the Women’s AIL has once again highlighted the gap between the top 4 clubs and the rest, with the two matches involving sides from both ends of the table being blow outs and the two more evenly matched contests being close. UL Bohs held out Belvo to keep their 100% record intact, but their schedule doesn’t get any easier as they must travel to Belvo the weekend after next while another potential semifinal matchup between Rock and Railway takes place at the same time, and when those matches are complete the league will be at its halfway point.
Meanwhile on the men’s side, even though I am a blue jersey supporter I still have to admit it’s always good to see as many as three provinces represented in the top four of the AIL 1A.
Recent Leinster debutant Dylan Donnellan marked his return to the AIL with two tries but leaders Clontarf could only manage a draw away to Hinch although they still remain top. Cork Con’s demolition of lowly Trinity brought them to within a point of 1st while champions Terenure continue to struggle to stay in touch with the top 4 as they fell away to Young Munster.
The men’s clubs take a break this coming weekend with the big interpro derby at the Aviva but there’s to be another one in Round 7 when 1st place Tarf hosts 2nd place Con. Hopefully there will be a stream for that one, definitely worth a watch.
#SupportYourLocalClub
WOMEN’S AIL
Round 8
BALLINCOLLIG 0-50 BELVO
COOKE 0-65 BLACKROCK
WICKLOW 5-12 GALWEGIANS
UL BOHS 10-7 RAILWAY UNION

Round 6
SAT NOV 25
WICKLOW V RAILWAY UNION
Round 9
SAT DEC 2
SUTTONIANS V WICKLOW
BALLINCOLLIG V GALWEGIANS
BLACKROCK V RAILWAY UNION
BELVO V UL BOHS
MEN’S AIL
ROUND 6
BALLYNAHINCH 24-24 CLONTARF
CITY OF ARMAGH 18-25 UCD
CORK CON 33-5 DUBLIN UNIV
LANSDOWNE 42-12 SHANNON
YOUNG MUNSTER 13-6 TERENURE

ROUND 7
SAT DEC 2
CLONTARF V CORK CON
DUBLIN UNIV V LANSDOWNE
TERENURE V SHANNON
UCD V BALLYNAHINCH
YOUNG MUNSTER V CITY OF ARMAGH
RE SUPER CUP UPDATE
The two decisive matches when it came to deciding on semi finalists each went different ways in the final round. The Romanian Wolves rolled over the Brussels Devils while the Iberian peninsula derby was a whole lot closer with Castilla holding out Lusitanos to join the Wolves in the final four. Meanwhile in what could very possibly be a rehearsal for the final, champions Black Lion edged Tel Aviv. At time of writing dates and times of the semifinals are yet to be decided.
ROUND 3
BOHEMIA WARRIORS 0-74 DELTA
TEL-AVIVA HEAT 27-29 BLACK LION
BRUSSELS DEVILS 5-60 ROMANIAN WOLVES
CASTILLA 18-13 LUSITANOS

SEMIFINALS (DATES TBD)
BLACK LION V CASTILLA
TEL-AVIV HEAT V ROMANIAN WOLVES
HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE
Bad week for me this time around, I tried backing Zebre again and although they didn’t lose, they didn’t win either and other results went against me meaning I was overtaken by Kino, who apparently is deploying a new system (and I’m not mocking it – he literally has a degree in this sort of thing) so we’ll see if I can keep in touch with himself, Kristian and Conor, the HPL rookie who this week jumped into the top slot. Will be very interesting to see what the predictions are for Leinster v Munster this Saturday given only Ulster fan Kristian has no skin in the game…will any of the other seven take a gamble and plump for red?

NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Our Opposition View series of pod returns this week, although due to time restrictions I may only do them for interpros for the next while. Caolán Scully joins me for a chat, watch out for it on the feed around Wednesday morning. I may even give him a bit of time to gloat over their URC title, you never know.
But after that it’s down to business giving Saturday’s big one at the Aviva the full Harpin treatment with Keego joining me for the preview on Friday, then Mark & Nathan are due to help me with the wrap on Sunday so stay tuned to all the usual social media channels and get involved in the discussion in any way you can.
As ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are. JLP
