
ON THIS WEEK’S COLUMN…
- WRAP OF A WRAP
- WON’T PONI UP
- PHILIP BROWNE RIP
- BULLS HIT THE ROAD
- OUI OUI BEEP BEEP!
- CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK
- WORLD CUP DISTRACTION
- LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
- TROLL PATROL
- COMPETITION UPDATES (incl HPL)
- NEXT HARPIN’
WRAP OF A WRAP
Slightly different 80+ column this week, with no Leinster match next weekend, we’re posting a day early to take a wee break from content creating and will be back with the next column on Wednesday June 17.
Our URC semifinal wrap this week feature Cian “RugbyKino” O’Muilleoir, a long time contributor to the pod who of course now has his own excellent pod MudderRucker that focuses on Irish women’s rugby.
To be clear, when I ask a contributor to help me out with a wrap pod, I could say that “I honestly don’t expect them to waste time with preparation, sure just hop on the Zoom and have an aul chat” but that wouldn’t be strictly true. I am hoping that at least they rewatch the match in question although I do appreciate that it’s not always easy to find the time. And to a man I have to say they are all more than ready to go when it comes to our regular recording time of 8pm on a Sunday.
But a distinction needs to be made. There’s “prepared”, and there’s “Kino prepared”. He has allowed me to share his notes for the Stormers show, and below you see just the portion that covers the opening section that features in our YouTube clip. Full respect. I almost feel guilty asking him to come on now since I feel I’m imposing this much work on him! Although in my defence, we have been operating a “volunteer system” this season which has been working well. I honestly do wish I had the discipline to be this prepared for pods, it would certainly help take away all my stutters and humming and hawing!!!
In case you missed the wrap pod, click here to check it out.
Leinster vs Stormers — URC Semi-Final Pod Notes
Leinster 20–11 Stormers | Aviva Stadium | 6 June 2026
MAJOR TOPIC: Gibson-Park — The Rolls-Royce and the
Succession Problem
The performance across the 80
Early doors — announcing himself
• 6:07 — VdF would have been on the line but for a knock-on. Don’t know if it was an
over-run or an over-paced pass, but JGP certainly hitting the right tempo.
• 10:10 — Excellent clearance from the restart. Not the first of the day, not the last.
• 15:30 — The awareness at the breakdown that defines him: Stormers contest the
restart ruck hard, JGP clears. O'Brien and Deegan force the knock-on, VdF scoops it
back NFL-style. JGP spots two locks on his outside, runs around Hollie Davidson to
keep defenders blocked at the ruck, and goes from halfway to the 22 before
offloading. Reads the geometry of the defensive shape in real time.
• 26:54 — Stormers crossfield kick on advantage in the 22 — who is in the wide
channel to put on the pressure and force the knock-on? JGP. In the right place,
again.
First half — managing a messy game
• Service speed is exceptional throughout — note at 21:53: given Stormers' blitz
defence, and the possession-and-pace game Leinster were playing, were they
emulating UBB's Bilbao performance against them? The multi ruck reset game
frustrating the rush line.
• 35:30 — Quick tap, runs it crossfield up to the 22. Sam's chip over the top doesn't
quite come off (first real error from Prendergast), but JGP's initiative creates the
opportunity.
The squeeze — 13-11 and in the middle of everything
• Takes a Prendergast clearance kick directly to the head at 49:00. Keeps operating at
full capacity.
• 52:00 — JGP tackling Roos off the back of a scrum. Actively managing the biggest
carry threat on the pitch.
• 60:00 — Running the trailing line on Lowe for another half-break in the Stormers 22.
The playing chemistry between those two is something else. Roos latches on and
forces the turnover — another lost opportunity, but JGP was the one creating.
• Both sides making handling errors throughout — greasy ball, physical contest. JGP
probably contributes fewer than anyone.
The decisive try — world class
• 69:22 — From the penalty: clean Leinster lineout, maul, a few phases, then the legs
go up. JGP is all over it instantly.
• Three covering defenders are already convinced the ball is gone and moving to
where the next phase should be. The only player close enough to do anything is
Roos, but by the time he reads it, JGP is already away — not a hand laid on him.
• Jinks to beat Stormers 11 who's left sprawling. Drags 18 over the line with him.
• That's not instinct — that's a player who processes situations (legs in the air block,
ball back, defensive shape momentarily scrambled) faster than anyone else on the
pitch. Absolutely world class.
What makes him a Rolls-Royce
• Orchestrates both sides of the ball: sets attacking shape, communicates defensive
assignments, manages tempo.
• In the right place so often it looks routine — it isn't. The Stormers 22 crossfield cover,
the breakdown awareness at 15:30, the red card try read. All the same skill set.
• Playing chemistry with Lowe repeatedly created half-breaks. Not flashy, just
relentlessly right.
• Discipline under pressure: took a kick to the head, played in a street fight, never
stopped operating.
• Stat: Player of the Match. Rated 9/10 by RugbyPass — 'Vintage JGP'.
The succession question — the real talking point
• Not getting any younger. Luke McGrath — gone at end of season. Who's next? Foley
& Gunne are promising enough, but nowhere next or near this level yet.
• Not just replacing a competent 9. Replacing someone who orchestrates both attack
and defence at this level is a categorically different problem.
• Yesterday’s performance is the clearest possible statement of what Leinster are
going to lose. Is there a young 9 in the academy who can do what he does?
• Succession planning looks thin. This is a structural question for Leo Cullen.

WON’T PONI UP
Lowe was never on an IRFU national contract, always remaining on a Leinster provincial deal.
Ireland and Leinster wing Lowe set to join Japanese club
Murray Kinsella – The42.ie
We all heard the rumours but most of us hoped there was still a chance of an extension until an official announcement was made, and it eventually happened on Monday, with an official announcement due to drop Tuesday.
I have said before on these pages that I am of course sad to see him go, he is a proven match winner, a Leinster record-breaker and also a mainstay for Ireland since he qualified. In fact it’s hard to believe he has actually been here as long as he has – I remember following him in his last season at the Tasman Makos for the final NPC season before he moved north and completed three full years in blue before donning the green.
I have also said that I can see the IRFUs POV a little bit in that a line needed to be drawn and that it could not be a case whereby there was no offer from foreign shores we wouldn’t match. He was considered a “PONI – Player of National Interest” but clearly not enough interest to force the issue based on age profiles and World Cup cycles. I absolutely don’t like the outcome, but I can have a level of respect (albeit a low one) for the decisions made FWIW. I just hope he has the same levels of understanding because we certainly don’t want to think he is leaving on bad terms.
But I will say this…Lowe’s departure take’s a lot of air out of the tires on the “Leinster get everything they want from the IRFU” bus. Next time you hear someone toeing that particular line (and it won’t be long, trust me), be sure to set them straight.
Obviously we wish James all the best at Sungoliath, who finished 4th in this season’s League One with 9 wins and 9 defeats and went out in the semifinals to the eventual winners the Kobe Steelers.
