First things first HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL HARPIN READERS & LISTENERS!!!!
We had a unique situation for our Munster v Leinster wrap in that due to a late substitution one of our contributors had also done the preview, as ever we’re grateful to Ciarán Duffy for stepping in but also of course to Conor Cronin for his input as well. The plan was to skip the “bonus chat” this week but as it turned out there was so much to harp on, the wrap went over the hour mark so I chose to cut out the “final thoughts” segment from the podcast recording and release that on our YouTube channel.
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
HARRY THE BEAR
PRET A PORTER
LIES ABOUT LANNY
STATE OF THE UNION
STEPHEN JONES
LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
With Leinster off this weekend I don’t see an injury report this week so I’m basing the team below on the last one before the Munster match. Might change the team on next week’s column. Ideally I’d want a 6/2 bench playing La Rochelle but I think we’d need Frawley on the bench for that.
Porter, Kelleher, Slimani, J McCarthy, Ryan, Baird, van der Flier, Doris (c)
G McCarthy, Boyle, Healy, Snyman, Deegan, McGrath, R Byrne, J Osborne
caveat : I have no “ITK” a la Thornley
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
A joint award of sorts this week with some classic ABL trolling met with a quality counter-troll, especially since the latter doesn’t directly mention the former yet the intentions are obvious.
Hat-tip to RugbyKino for the spot.
Irish Shield
Interprovincial A Championship – strictly for the boards????
I have to say, keeping up with results for this tournament since it was announced at the end of October hasn’t been easy. There’s doesn’t seem to be a dedicated “results/tables/fixtures” page on the IRFU site and even the provincial social media reports have been scarce. The only single source that appears to be keeping tabs on the competition is this thread on boards.ie of all places
With my ‘online tinfoil hat’ on I might speculate the prospect of another Leinster team romping to a first place finish at the expense of other provinces isn’t a good look, but like I say, that is merely speculation.
Anyway…here are the results & fixtures I have been able to find, together with the table based on those results.
Connacht Eagles 7-28 Leinster ‘A’
Ulster ‘A’ 14-40 Connacht Eagles
Leinster ‘A’ 22-7 Munster ‘A’
Munster ‘A’ 50-33 Ulster ‘A’
Ulster ‘A’ 26-14 Munster ‘A’
Leinster ‘A’ v Connacht Eagles [postponed?]
Munster ‘A’ 12-47 Leinster ‘A’
Date ???
Connacht Eagles v Ulster ‘A’
Weekend of 9/10 May:
Connacht Eagles v Munster ‘A’ (tbc)
Leinster ‘A’ v Ulster ‘A’ (tbc)
Weekend of 16/17 May:
Munster ‘A’ v Connacht Eagles (tbc)
Ulster ‘A’ v Leinster ‘A’ (tbc)
Celtic Challenge
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
Premiership
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ProD2
Japan League One
Harpin Prediction League
This is the 4th season of our Superbru prediction league among Harpin’ pod contributors.
Kristian is the reigning champion, but the real competition is in avoiding finishing last, which means you must wear The Jersey of Shame. I had to wear it the first year, and Keego has had the honour the past two seasons.
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG, WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
Last week was a nightmare here at Harpin Manor with the whole family struck down with whatever bug is doing the rounds this year. It wasn’t so bad as to stop me from creating content so the usual pods went ahead but let’s just say there have been plenty of coughs edited out of pods and such. It also meant I wasn’t able to go to the Aviva last Saturday; although recovery has been slow I’m hoping to be OK for the Connacht match next time around.
We’re also still struggling to keep the two wrap pods I originally booked to be available for the pod itself for various reasons – for the Clérmont review neither of the two were originally meant to be on but thankfully the deep bench meant Conor Cronin & David Cordial were on hand to help me go back over all that happened Saturday.
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
GOOD SIGNS
FOUND GUILTY
A VACANT BOOTH
PREMIERSHIP STILL SINKING
STRIPPED OF STRIPES?
HARPIN ON…CONSTRAINED CULLEN?
Last week after relying heavily on a strong bench to secure a bonus point win in Bristol, Leo Cullen said this in his post match presser : “Yeah, we’re able to bring in a few players from overseas, but we’re so constrained in what we actually can bring in so we spend a hell of a lot of time trying to develop what we have in our own back yard.” Not surprisingly a particular corner of the online ruggersphere took exception to his use of the word “constrained” and got a lot of mileage out of it throughout the week, so I reckoned for this week’s bonus chat I’d ask my panel to introduce some Leinster fan perspective to the discussion, starting with David….
LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
HARPIN’ POSSIBLE MATCHDAY 23 V CONNACHT
J O’Brien, T O’Brien, Cooney, Barrett, A Osborne, R Byrne, McGrath
McKee, P McCarthy, Healy, Snyman, Culhane, Foley, H Byrne, Tector
caveat : I have no “ITK” a la Thornley
AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
N/A
FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
Jordan Larmour: was ruled out of contention last week with a minor injury and will be further assessed this week before a final decision is made on selection.
Thomas Clarkson: picked up an arm injury against ASM Clermont Auvergne and will be further assessed this week before a final decision is made on selection.
NOT AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Liam Turner: is unavailable for selection after picking up an ankle injury against ASM Clermont Auvergne.
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Dan Sheehan, Rob Russell, Will Connors, Jamie Osborne, Tadhg Furlong, Ciarán Frawley, Hugo Keenan and James Lowe.
ANAYI’S TEN YEARS
BKT URC boss reflects on his ten years at the helm
As he looks back on his ten years at the helm, BKT URC chief executive Martin Anayi is in no doubt over his proudest achievement.
“That would be when we brought the South African teams in and created the United Rugby Championship,” he declares.
Initially, it was the Toyota Cheetahs and the Southern Kings who came on board to form the PRO14 in 2017.
Then, four years later, they were replaced by the DHL Stormers, Vodacom Bulls, Hollywoodbets Sharks and Emirates Lions, amid the formation of the 16-team BKT URC.
It’s a project which has provoked criticism in some quarters, but, on the field, the sides have delivered in the league, with the DHL Stormers from Cape Town winning the inaugural BKT URC title in 2022 and making the final the following year, while the Vodacom Bulls of Pretoria have twice been runners-up.
As for this term, you have three of the South African sides flying high, with the Hollywoodbets Sharks and Emirates Lions joining the Vodacom Bulls in the top six.
Reflecting on the impact the teams have made, Anayi said:
“They have been tremendously successful in terms of performance and attendance, as well as financially and commercially.
“Pretty much anybody you speak to in the league will say they have raised the standard of the competition on and off the field and they will continue to do that.”
Expanding on the financial benefit, he said: “It’s a game changer. It’s millions.
“More than half our revenue comes from South Africa via television and sponsorship.
“They are also providing more value to EPCR, via Investec’s sponsorship of the Champions Cup.
“It is a huge part of the rugby economy for Europe.”
As for the price tag, in terms of travel, Anayi insisted:
“Our costs are very limited. Remember, we swapped out an Italian game for a South African game. Teams were already having to pay to go to Italy, so we just give them a top up to go to South Africa.
“It doesn’t cost that much compared to what it brings in. It is a very, very good deal.”
Surveying his decade in the job, Anayi said: “We have gone through phases.
“We were PRO12, PRO14, then we had Covid and out of which came BKT URC. It feels like we have done it in phases and the last four years have probably been the most solid out of that – solid in the sense that we have got revenues to a point and our competition is growing in terms of attendance, TV audience, social media.
“We have grown our revenues a lot. It’s probably three or four times what it was ten years ago.
“We have also found we have connected with an audience.
“We have worked really hard to try and find new fans. We’ve hired people to engage on channels pointing to kids who are 13, 14.
“They are not watching linear TV, they are watching stuff on YouTube. So we have invested a lot into our social channels, including our YouTube channel. That has grown tremendously and you can tell that’s a much younger audience that’s engaging.
“We have also invested in a piece of software called Greenfly, which puts content into players’ hands immediately after the game is over.
“There are 700 players that have taken it up. They get back in the dressing room and we have uploaded all the pictures of them from the game. That means players who have their own social media profiles can push that wider.”
So, if that’s the past and the present, what of the future?
In recent months, there has been widespread speculation about a possible merger between the URC and England’s Gallagher Premiership.
Ask Anayi how he feels about that and he replies: “It’s not a frustration.
“People may not know this, but we sit in the same office as Premiership Rugby in London. We have the same co-owner and minority investor in CVC.
“We do a lot together. We are shareholder partners on EPCR. We are incredibly close to them. That’s probably where it comes from most of the time.
“We are always talking. Most of the time that means looking at how do you do better TV deals together or how do we improve the Champions Cup and the Challenge Cup.
“We want to make sure we are running the best competitions we possibly can. Occasionally, we talk about whether there is more we can do together.
“At this stage, not, but whenever it comes up for review we never just block it off. We always give it due credence.
“But, at the same time, things are working really well for BKT URC from a lot of metrics and in a lot of ways. BKT URC has set a really high standard and we don’t want to do anything that’s detrimental to that.”
He concluded: “We sit in the same office as PRL, we see each other every day, we talk to each other about loads of stuff and occasionally we try and explore slightly more format based initiatives, but we both individually love what makes us special.
“It would make sense to do more together in the future, but that may not necessarily mean merging the leagues, it might just mean being more commercially aligned or working on initiatives that grow the fan base.”
On the commercial front, there are big decisions to be made in the immediate term, with the URC’s deals with broadcasters Premier Sports and title sponsors BKT up at the end of this season.
Providing an update, Anayi says: “Premier Sports have really enjoyed it and we have both done well out of the partnership. They have had a lot of rugby subscriptions and are investing in their own rugby channel. They have supported us for many years now and done a really good job.”
As for the next TV deal, he reveals: “We are almost done on that front. We will announce that post Christmas and there is a sense of continuity.”
The message is the same in terms of the arrangement with Indian tyre manufacturing company BKT.
“We are in negotiations. Those conversations are going really well.”
As for future ambitions for the competition he has overseen for a decade, the former motor sport administrator has one thing on his mind above all.
“Attendance,” he declares. “Attendance is the heart and soul of any league or any sport.
“What we want to see, especially in Wales, is attendances going up in double digits percentage-wise each year over the next two or three years.
“If we get that, then we will be in a good spot and not just relying on a big game to bump the numbers, but rather week-in, week-out attendance. That’s probably the one thing over the next two years. If that goes up, I think we are doing a good job.
“For example, Cardiff played Connacht at the Arms Park last season and it was a sell out. So it’s possible for non-derby games, it’s doable. We just need it more often across the competition.”
Outlining another goal, he said: “The class of travel for our teams is something we need to address – moving to business class travel for the South African trips. Big guys need space.
“In terms of travel logistics, the regular season matches are not a problem. We know about those trips and book a long way out. It’s more when it comes to knock-out rugby. That can be hard.
“So, we can change our format in terms of having gaps in the play-offs. We can concertina the regular season and maybe start it a little bit earlier to give ourselves an extra week around semi-final and final.”
Then, lastly, there’s one more piece in the jigsaw which he has his eye on – Wales.
“There is a new CEO and chair at the WRU, there is a new impetus and they have got a new funding model coming in,” he said.
“We support that massively. That will mean the Welsh clubs being competitive in the URC which is probably the missing ingredient we need for this league to really kick on.”
And so the next decade begins.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
We’ve had a lot of Leinster/Munster trolling in recent weeks and with more no doubt to come ahead of their annual Christmas meeting, it’s probably best to look elsewhere for this week and no better than Brendan Nel to provide some faux South African victimhood after this announcement about Antoine Duponte…
Irish Shield
Interprovincial A Championship
Celtic Challenge
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
NEXT ROUND : PERTH JAN 24-26, 2025
CHALLENGE CUP
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Friday – Leinster v Connacht preview featuring Keego
Sunday evening match meant Monday evening pod recording so everything was pushed back this week, for the third week in a row Ciarán Duffy had to sub in for a late withdrawal and he joined Rich Mifsud going back over Leinster’s win in Bristol.
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
TOM VOYCE RIP
MUNSTER MIKE
WELSH SNUB
HOGG WATCH FINALE?
CONSTRAINEDGATE
(CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK)
HARPIN ON…THE CHAMPIONS CUP’S PRESTIGE
For this week’s bonus chat we wondered if the Champions Cup is losing its prestige. Truth be told I didn’t really say all I wanted to, I forgot to bring up the lack of respect with which the French teams in particular treat the competition when it comes to team selection, and also how the introduction of the South African sides has been far from perfect given the amount of frequent flyer miles they have to put in. But overall I’d say we hit most of the rest of the topic.
LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
HARPIN’ POSSIBLE MATCHDAY 23 V CLÉRMONT
Barrett, T O’Brien, Ringrose, Henshaw, J O’Brien, Prendergast, Gibson-Park
Porter, Kelleher, Clarkson, J McCarthy, Ryan, Baird, van der Flier, Doris (c)
G McCarthy, Healy, Slimani, Snyman, Conan, McGrath, R Byrne, Turner
caveat : I have no “ITK” a la Thornley
INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
N/A
INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
N/A
INJURY UPDATE – NOT AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Ciarán Frawley: was withdrawn at half-time against Bristol Bears with a back injury and will require further assessment but is unavailable for selection.
James Lowe: is unavailable for selection after picking up a calf injury and is due for further assessment this week.
Hugo Keenan: is unavailable for selection after picking up a wrist injury and is unavailable for the next few weeks.
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Dan Sheehan, Rob Russell, Will Connors, Jamie Osborne and Tadhg Furlong.
RADIO RETURN
All going well I’ll be resuming my radio ‘bit’ on DublinSouth FM right after the 5 o’clock news on Friday, be sure to check it out.
HARPIN’ WRAPPED
We’re all getting our Wrapped summaries so might as well share some of the Harpin’ info…I know they only focus on the positive so let’s just say we won’t be throwing too many bouquets at ourselves but still always good to learn that listenership is increasing and although 39 is an extremely humble number compared to the big content creators, knowing that’s the number of Spotify users who have Harpin as their top listen each week is something to be chuffed about. And the podcast which was most popular is far from a surprise given the way this rugby year has gone.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
Starting to think the Harpin contributors are actively trying to get into this feature and if so who am I to deny them the honour??? This is in reponse to some of the fallout to “Constrainedgate” as I mentioned in the Front 5 video.
Irish Shield
Interprovincial A Championship
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
NEXT ROUND : PERTH JAN 24-26, 2025
CHALLENGE CUP
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Friday – Leinster v Clérmont preview with Keego
Return of Harpin’ Dublin South radio slot after 5pm news
Double wrap pod weekend meant recordings Sunday and Monday evening, and there was an added wrinkle with a (totally understandable) late withdrawal on the Monday so I was very grateful in particular to Ciarán for stepping in but also to Tom, David & Rich for providing their usual top notch descriptions and insights.
BTW because of the whole “two wrap pod thing”, we decided not to do a bonus chat again, it should be back next week where we plan to harp on whether or not the Champions Cup is losing it’s lustre.
Porter, Kelleher, Slimani, J McCarthy, Snyman, Baird, van der Flier, Doris (c)
G McCarthy, Healy, Slimani, Ryan, Conan, McGrath, Prendergast, Barrett
caveat : I have no “ITK” a la Thornley
INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Jordan Larmour, Jimmy O’Brien, Lee Barron and Jack Conan: all four players came through the game at the weekend with no issues after returning from injury.
Paddy McCarthy and Tommy O’Brien: both players have returned to full training.
Ryan Baird: has come through the Graduated Return to Play Protocols and is available for selection.
INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
N/A
INJURY UPDATE – NOT AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Will Connors: is unavailable for selection after picking up a hamstring injury at the weekend against Ulster Rugby.
Jamie Osborne: is unavailable for selection after picking up a groin injury during the Autumn Series.
Tadhg Furlong: is unavailable for selection after picking up a hamstring injury during the Autumn Series.
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Dan Sheehan and Rob Russell.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
This week more Leinster on Munster trolling, maybe I’m leaning in to this genre a bit too much lately but when it’s this good I can’t help myself! Quality Dadjokery from James.
Irish Shield
Interprovincial A Championship
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
NEXT ROUND
CAPE TOWN
SAT DEC 7
7:22AM WOMEN V SPAIN
9:44AM MEN V SOUTH AFRICA
1PM MEN V ARGENTINA
2:04PM WOMEN V FRANCE
NOTE THE CHANGE IN FORMAT FOR THE CAPE TOWN 7S
INSTEAD OF 3 POOLS OF 4 THERE ARE 4 POOLS OF 3
SO ONLY 2 POOL MATCHES EACH
THEN RANKING SEMIFINALS & FINALS
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
Of course I’m always extremely grateful for my Harpin contributors giving their time to appear on the pods, but this week both Cian O’Muilleoir (34th cap) and Ciarán Duffy (24th) really went the extra mile. Ciarán wasn’t feeling well on the Sunday evening but both lads were able to switch to a Monday lunchtime recording going back over Ireland’s win over Fiji and as ever they were excellent.
BTW because of the later recording time, we decided not to do a bonus chat this week.
ICYMI click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
RUNNING THE WEEK
“The aim of that was for him to grab hold of that team and make sure that he treated it like his own, as though he was in charge,”
Barron, Boyle, McGuire, Spicer, Connors, McGrath, H Byrne, Cooney
Caveat : I have no “ITK”
INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Lee Barron, Jack Conan, Jimmy O’Brien, John McKee and Jordan Larmour have all returned to full training after recovering from injury.
INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
N/A
INJURY UPDATE – NOT AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
N/A
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Dan Sheehan, Rob Russell, Paddy McCarthy and Tommy O’Brien.
VIRAL INFLECTION
So there I was all set to rewatch the Ireland v Fiji match on Saturday morning in preparation for our wrap pod. Then I’m reminded of a brief incident before kickoff I had spotted as I had been watching live the day before so I decided to clip it out and share it around, first on BlueSky where it instantly got good engagement before I decided to put it on all the platforms.
First point, the posting offered a bit of unofficial data on how the migration from X/Twitter to BlueSky is going. Even though I posted in the newer place about 4 hours before I did so in MuskTown, the latter offered tenfold more engagement, and looking through the list of “likes” they mostly appear to be actual accounts. That’s not to say I’m doing anything but recommend to everyone to make the switch, just that there’s a long way to go in the process.
Another thing I noticed was that while most seemed to easily work out that I just meant to share it as a lighthearted “look what almost happened” moment, some managed to take negative connotations. There were comments that “pushed back” on my apparent assertion that this somehow reflected poorly on referee Hollie Davidson and in particular her abilities as a referee, and a few went further to “agree” with this mistaken interpretation. So I felt I had to record a Tik Tok just to be sure there was no misunderstanding. To be fair, I possibly could have done better than use the words “big screen moment” as that may suggest she was somehow posing for the camera when that’s not what I meant at all.
Finally we had a content site called “Tight Five Rugby” blatantly stealing the clip and making it like it was their own. That’s pretty sad. I mean, it’s not like a “hat-tip” is worth anything, but they call it a “courtesy” for a reason. So I guess this column gives me the perfect chance to call them out and leave it at that.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
This week we stay in the Harpin’ community, just to make it clear that I’m not suggesting for a moment that Leinster/Ireland fans don’t ever hop on the trolling bus from time to time. And not all trolling is necessarily mean either, and this offering from RugbyKino inches nice towards the line, enough to call it “light” trolling….
Irish Shield
Interprovincial A Championship
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
Best of luck to both Irish teams as the new 7s season gets underway.
DUBAI 7S
SAT NOV 30
5:44AM WOMEN V FIJI
6:28AM MEN V GREAT BRITAIN
8:43AM WOMEN V CHINA
10:14AM MEN V URUGUAY
1:35PM WOMEN V AUSTRALIA
4PM MEN V ARGENTINA
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CONTEST WILL BE DAVID V KRISTIAN
PLAYED ACROSS THEIR PREDICTIONS MADE FOR URC ROUND 7
NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Thursday – ULSTER V LEINSTER PREVIEW FEAT MARK JACKSON
I try to keep tabs on the amount of pod appearances my contributors have made over the years so technically I had two relative “newbies” helping me wrap the Argentina test in Jay Long (13th) and Hugo Gordon (3rd) but you certainly wouldn’t know it as they gave excellent insight to even that dodgy second half.
ICYMI click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
IRISH NOMINEES
If he is picked, he would become the fourth Irish winner of the top World Rugby award
While the ultimate decision about who will be Ireland’s No 10 on a long-term basis lies at the door of Farrell, you can be sure that the man who owned that shirt for the last decade is having an influence.
For this week’s bonus chat the panel has a quick look at the overall Irish coaching setup, how it looks now and how it might operate when Andy Farrell is away with the Lions.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
As you’ll see in the Front Five video, there’s an 80+ column first this week as the same article wins both the Clickbait of the Week Award and Troll Patrol. Rúaidhrí really goes the extra mile with the message in his tweet sharing the article, throwing even more fuel on the fire he’s creating by suggesting Sexton is some shadowy figure in the back pushing an “only Leinster players should wear the Irish green” agenda.
Interprovincial A Championship
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CONTEST WILL BE DAVID V KRISTIAN
PLAYED ACROSS THEIR PREDICTIONS MADE FOR URC ROUND 7
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WRAP OF A WRAP
With such a large pool of quality contributors for me to choose from it’s not often I get the same pairing within a few weeks but after harpin’ on the Leinster v Lions match recently I was able to reunite Tom & Rich once more. Obviously the subject matter wasn’t quite as pleasant, and apologies to Rich for once again assigning him what turned out to be “the shittier half” but they still did sterling work analyzing the timeline from the previous Friday.
ICYMI click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
SUCCEEDING BILL
The winner of Thursday’s vote will inherit a bulging in-tray.
…former internationals Larissa Muldoon, Leah Lyons and Maz Reilly will be part of the Clovers and Wolfhounds coaching tickets for the upcoming Celtic Challenge
For our bonus chat this week the panel looked over the different law variations to see if they help or hinder.
BLUE SKY’S AHEAD
Like many many others, ever since Elon Musk took over the birdhouse I have been more than open to finding an alternative, after been bitten once by poor engagement on Mastodon I then cautiously dipped my toe in the BlueSky pool, and that too seemed less than promising, that is until last week when the Mango Mussolini’s re-election clearly (also ironically) forced a mass migration and my follower numbers have been increasing steadily for the past few days.
It is becoming increasingly clear (again ironically given the blue sky motif) that having up to 1000 highly engaged followers on this platform should be more beneficial than 10k over in Muskville where most them are probably bots. So I’m seriously considering making BlueSky my social media centre of choice for the next while, why don’t you join the conversation over there and see for yourself how it’s going.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
This week’s detainee is from our YouTube channel. Despite the obvious disappointment from defeat on Friday night, I for one found comfort in the reactions from fans outside Ireland, hitting us with all the same kind of schadenfreude vibes we used to do when it was the All Blacks falling from grace in days gone by. I didn’t appreciate the levels of “living rent free” Andy Farrell’s side had earned themselves in the past few years.
Here is just one example, there were many more and a lot of it more ridiculous but I chose this because I really, really wanted to reply with a joke attacking the misspelling (fowl play? Did an Irishman run on the pitch with a chicken?) but thankfully I was saved by TaTa who simply pointed out the overall silliness.
COMPETITION UPDATES
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
SVNS
Not long before the circuit goes back into full swing so here’s the schedule, after us harpin’ for years about the possibility of Ireland getting a leg at some stage, this time there isn’t even one in Europe!!! We’ll still be keeping tabs of things regardless, always look forward to it.
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CONTEST WILL BE DAVID V KRISTIAN
PLAYED ACROSS THEIR PREDICTIONS MADE FOR URC ROUND 7
No actual wrap last weekend so instead I assembled an all-provincial panel featuring Pádraig Kelly (Connacht), Caolán Scully (Munster) & Jack Fogarty (Ulster) to look ahead to Ireland’s Autumn Nations Series schedule and of course the lads were top notch.
ICYMI click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
TADHG OUT
The next man up for the number 3 jersey is Connacht tighthead Finlay Bealham, as he is the most likely replacement.
I reckoned it would be rude to have guests on from the provinces whithout asking about the season so far for their respective teams…
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
Jim Demps has been our Troll Patrol detainee more than once in the past but this time he’s the victim. Harsh? On Gavin C, perhaps. On Jim? Nah, he can certainly give it so I’m sure he can take it.
COMPETITION UPDATES
Irish A Interpro Championship
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CONTEST WILL BE DAVID V KRISTIAN
PLAYED ACROSS THEIR PREDICTIONS MADE FOR URC ROUND 7
Tom Coleman & Rich Mifsud were my contributors this week and they did their usual sterling work going back over Leinster’s win over the Lions last Saturday.
ICYMI click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
Rowntree delivered Munster’s first trophy in 12 years when he concluded his first season in charge
“Remember, while it is part of a sporting spectacle, the haka is a cultural taonga, treasure, gifted to NZRU to perform respectfully, which they do now.”
With no injury report this week I thought I’d have a crack at selecting an ideal matchday 23 for Leinster if the Champions Cup were now, and all players were fit (bar the long term Dan Sheehan). Damn it ain’t easy!!! But I did want to make a point of leaving both Snyman and Barrett on the bench, not that I’ve anything against either, far from it, rather to highlight just how good the team can look without them. In the centre, our defensive standards have been so good this season I see no reason to throw Jordie Barrett in just yet, and as for RG I feel that when it came down to him or Ryan the South African would be better suited to an impact role. But the fact remains there are host of “toss up” calls all over the park, like Jimmy O’Brien for example although I like the idea of starting Ringer on the wing, but that’s just me.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
To be clear, not all of our Troll Patrol examples are necessarily bad or at least totally mean-spirited, it can often be both trolling and decent banter and this offering from Graham Love falls squarely into that category. I can totally see the benefit in a Scottish observer fanning the flames of the Leinster/Munster when they see the chance! Graham is definitely worth a follow if you’re not doing so already.
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
Harpin Prediction League
THIS SEASON THE HPL IS ADDING A NEW KNOCKOUT COMPETITION
CALLED “THE HARPIN MUG”
(BECAUSE THE PRIZE IS AN ACTUAL MUG SO WE COULDN’T CALL IT A ‘CUP’)
THE SEEDINGS ARE DETERMINED BY THE STANDINGS AFTER ROUND 6
AND YOU CAN SEE THE FULL BRACKET BELOW
THE FIRST KNOCKOUT CONTEST WILL BE DAVID V KRISTIAN
PLAYED ACROSS THEIR PREDICTIONS MADE FOR URC ROUND 7
NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Sunday – Pod recording, “All provincial panel” looking ahead to Autumn Nations Series
Just for this week we’re going to return to our “old school” style of 80+ columns without the Front Five video. Real life got in the way of regular content production last weekend when a family emergency caused the postponement of our Sunday evening wrap pod recording. Thankfully everything turned out ok at home and I am also grateful to both my scheduled contributors Conor Cronin and Cian O’Muilleoir for making themselves available at lunchtime on Monday to help produce an abridged-yet-still-excellent account of Leinster’s bonus point win in Galway.
ICYMI the pod click here to check it out on Spotify or you’ll also find it on Apple and most major platforms.
FRONT FIVE
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from the rugby media landscape
Like I say above, I don’t have time to do a video to share my thoughts on this week’s Front 5, but I can briefly share them here.
On the Sexton thing of course, we’d be mad not to avail of his expertise in any way we can – though of course there are plenty of Irish ABL fans out there who will voice some sort of disapproval, especially with Ronan O’Gara doing so well as a coach. Personally I’d say why not try to get BOTH involved but you know, gaslighters gotta gaslight etc etc. On the two stories concerning actual coaches, both involve speculation but neither are surprising, Leinster have gotten off to a fast start to the season so why not inject suggestions of some behind the scenes uncertainty amirite? Then there’s the IRFU joining France in objecting to the 20m red being introduced to all top level tests, I really hope they can get more support in this effort to go against NZ & Aus and their absolutely absurd “ruining the game” narrative. Finally, our Clickbait of the Week feature returns with the old reliable Ruck.co.uk posing a question in the headline which I take great delight in answering with my choice of quote, thus saving you the click.
A selection of eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the rugby media landscape
JOHNNY MENTOR BE?
He would not be with the squad on a full-time basis but would spend a few hours a week passing on some of his knowledge gained during his glittering career
Despite all the success, Wilkinson is adamant that he doesn’t want his son to experience the pressures he faced during his rugby career.
Jonny Wilkinson Reveals if His Son Will Chase Rugby Glory Like Dad
Ruck.co.uk
HARPIN ON…THE LIONS Part II “The Bolters”
The second of our Harpin series looks at possible bolters for Andy Farrell’s squad. We concentrate on Irish players for now, I hope to have guests on from the other nations at some point to go over their candidates before anyone thinks we believe the team has to be mostly Irish!!!! That said…..nah, I best remain diplomatic for now.
IRISH SQUAD ANNOUNCEMENT
Just announced as we’re publishing, will comment on our Preview Show this Friday
LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
HARPIN’ MATCHDAY 23 V LIONS
A Osborne, Turner, Henshaw, Tector, Lowe, Prendergast, McGrath
Smyth, Milne, Slimani, Deeny, Connors, Gunne, R Byrne, Cooney
Caveat : I have no “ITK”
INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Robbie Henshaw: has resumed full training and will be available for selection this weekend.
INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:
Ryan Baird: is in the final stages of the Graduated Return to Play Protocols and subject to coming through them, will be available for selection at the weekend.
Ciarán Frawley: rolled his ankle in the first half in Galway and while not serious, will be further assessed as the week progresses before a final decision is made on his availability.
Joe McCarthy: will step up his training programme this week from a hamstring injury and will be further assessed before a final decision is made on his availability.
Jordan Larmour: will step up his training programme this week and will be further assessed towards the end of the week before a final decision is made on his availability.
John McKee: will step up his rehabilitation programme this week and will be further assessed towards the end of the week before a final decision is made on his availability.
INJURY UPDATE – NOT AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:
Lee Barron: won’t be available for selection this week as he manages a minor ankle injury sustained in the game against Munster.
NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:
Dan Sheehan, Paddy McCarthy, Jimmy O’Brien, Rob Russell, Jack Conan, Rónan Kelleher and Tommy O’Brien.
TROLL PATROL
Now it’s time for Troll Patrol where we ‘detain’ a social media commentator and charge them with gaslightery and general online mayhem.
This week’s detainee is an x account that is apparently meant to defend the ‘Tier 2’ nations yet seems to spend a lot of time having a go at Irish rugby in general, Ronan O’Gara in particular. This time they trot out the tired old ‘private schools’ line, as ever forgetting that no matter where the funding comes from, the sport has to be organised from a tiny player pool compared to other nations.
Irish Women’s team
Rugby World Cup draw…
Irish Shield
All Ireland Leagues
WOMEN’S AIL
MEN’S AIL
Premiership
🔝🐱🐴
ProD2
RE Super Cup
Harpin Prediction League
NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’
Friday – Harpin Preview Show featuring Keego
Saturday – Comment thread open after Leinster v Lions on our Facebook page