How this Yank got into rugby

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When I was harping on Leinster’s match against Zebre the weekend before last, I kept saying how there was no result the boys in blue could achieve that would help the fans get over the disappointment of Croke Park the week before, and that the same happened in May when the same Italian opponents rocked up to the Aviva seven days after the Northampton defeat.

For some reason it didn’t occur to me that Andy Farrell’s Ireland are in a similar boat today as they prepare to face Japan, although perhaps the expectations of victory in Chicago weren’t as high as the previous two weeks. Thankfully Keego spotted that in the preview show and it does make today’s test match at HQ a little less of a spectacle than it could be, which could explain why I keep getting emails about the “last remaining tickets still available”, although the easier explanation is that they’re just too goddam expensive amidst a cost of living crisis in the country, I suppose that’s a matter of opinion.

ICYMI the preview can be found here.

Whatever the reason I find myself drawn more to the double header of sorts this evening, with a fascinating Ireland XV playing Spain at 4pm and France hosting the Springboks at 8 – a veritable feast of rugby union for a Saturday that makes “getting family stuff done” something of a military operation.

Speaking of family, I thought I’d use my column this week to harp on myself for a change, or at least how I came to become enough of a fan of rugby union to maintain an online entity for the best part of two decades. It most certainly has not been the traditional route for Irish rugby fans.

And what is this “traditional route” exactly? Well, while the sport has definitely grown a lot in popularity over the years, I’m not quite sure it has yet shaken the tag of “niche”, particularly with such a complicated set of Laws continuing to form a barrier to turning casual fans who tune in for the test matches into ones who will tune in every week to my podcast.

So definitely the most common way the sport seeps into people’s souls is through family. Your grandfather once togged out with Tony Ward. Your uncle was captain of Mary’s Junior 3rds for ten years. Your big brother played in that Senior Cup team that almost beat Rock that time. And since 2013/14, plenty of inspiration for girls to get involved in women’s rugby, given the right support structures of course.

But for me, there was absolutely nothing in my past to connect me to egg-chasing, far from it. in fact, VERY far from it, over 8000km to be more precise. I lived the first 8 years of my life in a town called Pittsburg in California, though I eventually stopped telling people that in casual conversation as they usually mistook it for the one ending in ‘h’ that’s in Pennsylvania. So instead I’d use the name of the town that had the hospital where I was born, which had the much more “mom and apple pie” name of Walnut Creek.

To explain why I was raised by my grandparents, and to then explain why they brought that 8-year-old only child to Ireland, would take me way too far from the subject matter so I’ll leave you with those two facts for this article and leave the details for my memoirs 😜.

So there we were, an American couple in their early 60s and an 8-year old boy arriving in Dublin. Their dream, or at least my grandfather’s, had always been to settle in a cottage in Connemara or something like that for their retirement but with me in tow, they thought it best to settle around the capital, and obviously once here, it was important to get me established in a school.

At the time, school was just that, school. 8 year old me wasn’t going to know the difference between public and private, but now I do appreciate how fortunate I was for them to be able to get me into quite an exclusive private one. And with the new surroundings came a lot of new things to both appreciate and purchase, like school uniforms, and also uniform for some sport called rugby, which was pretty much a second religion at the school.

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IRELAND : 15. Jamie Osborne 14. Tommy O’Brien 13. Tom Farrell 12. Robbie Henshaw 11. Jacob Stockdale 10. Jack Crowley 9. Craig Casey

1. Andrew Porter 2. Rónan Kelleher 3. Thomas Clarkson 4. James Ryan 5. Tadhg Beirne 6. Ryan Baird 7. Nick Timoney 8. Caelan Doris (c)

16. Gus McCarthy 17. Paddy McCarthy 18. Finlay Bealham 19. Cian Prendergast 20. Jack Conan 21. Caolin Blade 22. Sam Prendergast 23. Jimmy O’Brien


JAPAN : 15. Yoshitaka Yazaki 14. Kippei Ishida 13. Dylan Riley 12. Charlie Lawrence  11. Tomoki Osada  10. Seungsin Lee 9. Naoto Saito  

1. Kenta Kobayashi 2. Kenji Sato 3. Shuhei Takeuchi  4. Epineri Uluiviti  5. Warner Dearns  6. Ben Gunter   7. Kanji Shimokawa   8. Faulua Makisi 

16. Shodai Hirao  17. Ryosuke Iwaihara  18. Keijiro Tamefusa  19. Jack Cornelsen  20. Michael Leitch  21. Shinobu Fujiwara  22. Shinya Komura  23. Yuya Hirose 


Quilter Nations Series – Round 2

Saturday, November 8, 2025

Aviva Stadium, Dublin

KO 12:40pm

Live on : RTÉ2, TNT Sports 3


Referee: Gianluca Gnecchi (Ita)

AR1: Andrea Piardi (Ita)

AR2: Federico Vedovelli (Ita)

TMO: Matteo Liperini (Ita)

FPRO: Eric Gauzins (Fra)


ALSO

SPAIN V IRELAND XV

Sat Nov 8, 4pm, Rugbypass.tv 

IRELAND XV : 15. Michael Lowry 14. Robert Baloucoune 13. Jude Postlethwaite 12. Dan Kelly 11. Shayne Bolton 10.Harry Byrne 9. Ben Murphy

1. Michael Milne 2. Tom Stewart (c) 3. Tom O’Toole 4. Evan O’Connell 5. Darragh Murray 6. Alex Soroka 7. Ruadhan Quinn 8. Paul Boyle

16. Lee Barron 17. Alex Usanov 18. Scott Wilson 19. Diarmuid Mangan 20. David McCann 21. Nathan Doak 22. Cathal Forde 23. Zac Ward

468 : IRELAND V NEW ZEALAND WRAP

The Rematch, Solider Field, Chicago, United States of America 1/11/2025 Ireland vs New Zealand All Blacks Ireland’s Tadhg Furlong celebrates his try with team mate Jack ConanMandatory Credit ©INPHO/Gary Carr


🏉 Clinical finishing

🏉 Beirne-d by TMO

🏉 Lineout woes

🏉 Outhalves fail

🏉 Finding positives



FULL TIME TAKES

Gavin Hegarty

Sometimes we love rugby because it’s not simple, but sometimes this backfires.

Pass to Barrett is forward, so he’s offside and not in play, therefore technically he’s obstructing beirne. How this was deemed a yellow baffles me, a red makes me lose faith.

Ireland simply weren’t good enough but my god the quality of officiating was dire.

Tommy O’Brien held back and then deemed to have knocked on, madness.

We can’t be this bad again but world rugby need to do something to get better refs

Cormac Mannion

What exactly do Goodman and O’Connell offer as coaches? Zero line breaks and multiple lineout turnovers tonight. Not the first time either. Our lineout has been muck for several years

Yvonne Dowd

Shit!! Red card?? ‘Dangerous tackle’??

Christy O’Connor

Some serious questions to be asked. Lineout has been poor since the last world cup and NZ were missing 2 of their locks.

Crowley made some poor decisions in the 2nd half but I’d still have him ahead of Sam for the moment. Red card was ridiculous, Beirne was standing still, so how can they say a high degree of danger

Lorcán Murphy

Do we need a change of lineout coach? And does Andy have the balls to ditch POC? It hasn’t functioned the past 2 years and is a key component of our attack. No lineout, no attack

‪Brian Connell‬

Ireland … dare I say it … undercooked??

Pearse O Donnell

Ireland were dazzled by the All Black’s footwork.

Those fluorescent boots would frighten the living shīte out of any opponent.

A masterstroke from Razor.🤣🤣

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NOVEMBER SERIES WRAP

BARBARIANS 19-33 NEW ZEALAND A

ENGLAND 25-7 AUSTRALIA

SOUTH AFRICA 61-7 JAPAN

SCOTLAND 85-0 USA

MUNSTER 31-28 ARGENTINA XV

IRELAND 13-26 NEW ZEALAND


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467 : Ireland v New Zealand preview

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IRELAND : 15. Jamie Osborne 14. Tommy O’Brien 13. Garry Ringrose 12. Stuart McCloskey 11. James Lowe 10. Jack Crowley 9. Jamison Gibson-Park

1. Andrew Porter 2. Dan Sheehan (c) 3. Tadhg Furlong 4. James Ryan 5. Tadhg Beirne 6. Ryan Baird 7. Josh van der Flier 8. Jack Conan

16. Ronan Kelleher 17. Paddy McCarthy 18. Finlay Bealham 19. Iain Henderson

20. Caelan Doris 21. Craig Casey 22. Sam Prendergast 23. Bundee Aki


NEW ZEALAND : 15.  Will Jordan 14.  Leroy Carter 13. Quinn Tupaea 12. Jordie Barrett 11. Caleb Clarke 10. Beauden Barrett 9. Cam Roigard

1. Ethan de Groot 2. Codie Taylor 3. Fletcher Newell 4. Scott Barrett (c) 5. Fabian Holland 6. Simon Parker 7. Ardie Savea 8. Peter Lakai

16.  Samisoni Taukei’aho 17. Tamaiti Williams 18. Pasilio Tosi 19. Josh Lord 20.  Wallace Sititi 21. Cortez Ratima 22. Leicester Fainga’anuku 23.  Damian McKenzie


Gallagher Cup Test Match

Saturday, November 1, 2025

Soldier Field

KO 8:10pm Irish time  

Live on : Virgin Media One, TNT Sports 2


Referee: Pierre Brousset (FFR)

Assistant Referee 1: Karl Dickson (RFU)

Assistant Referee 2: Luc Ramos (FFR) 

TMO: Ian Tempest (RFU)

FRPO: Dan Jones (RFU)

80+ column : October 29


ON THIS WEEK’S COLUMN…

  • WRAP OF A WRAP
  • PALESTINE RUGBY
  • TALKING UP IRELAND
  • AGENT JORDIE
  • PARA-GONE
  • CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK
  • HARPIN’ ON…IRELAND’S CHICAGO HOPES
  • IRELAND SQUAD UPDATE
  • TROLL PATROL
  • COMPETITION UPDATES (incl SVNS)
  • NEXT HARPIN’

WRAP OF A WRAP

Probably my top line opinion of Leinster’s match against Zebre last Saturday was that after what had gone down at Croker a week earlier, there was literally no result we could achieve that would satisfy the fans or even make the match close to being memorable. This was a genuinely held opinion on my part, in fact even though we put over 70 points on them back in May at the same venue, I had forgotten that fact myself, mostly because that too came just one week after a major disappointment.

That’s all well and good, but I doubt it’s the best subject to lead with when promoting a podcast that is entirely about Leinster’s win at the weekend! So I don’t actually mention that until about 5 minutes into the pod and to be fair, David Cordial did an excellent job both finding and highlighting some interesting harping points from the match.

ICYMI you can check out the pod here.



PALESTINE RUGBY

“The first couple of days it was like a mix between Saipan and Cool Runnings”

Kevin McCleery – bringing rugby to Palestine in front of the world

Off the Ball (podcast)

It’s not often I include a pod in my Front Five, even less often I give any kind of a plug to Off The Boil, but I reckon a story about an Irish coach helping Palestinians playing rugby is more than worthy of inclusion.


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466 : Leinster v Zebre wrap

25 October 2025; Jerry Cahir of Leinster on his way to scoring his side’s fifth try during the United Rugby Championship match between Leinster and Zebre Parma at the Aviva Stadium in Dublin. Photo by Seb Daly/Sportsfile


🏉 The newbies

🏉 Zebre’s tries

🏉 Harry’s game

🏉 All-star Alex

🏉 Those 20m reds


DAVID CORDIAL


FULL TIME TAKES

Christy O’Connor

Good win with some good tries, but it was very poor opposition. My big concern was that we still went with brute force so often to get the ball over the line. It worked because it was a poor Zebre team, it’s not going to work against better teams (last week) and it certainly won’t work in the cup.

Delighted Harry, Luke and Alex all had a great game.

Gavin Hegarty

If Osbourne’s red is a red then I worry for rugby. He contested the ball, never even saw the zebra player. Rugby collision, end of. You should not be able to get a red for merely playing the game.

The kids did well but at one stage they were within 5 of us and we had dominated every aspect of the game.

Harry is looking great, he could usurp Sam soon enough.

Chris McDonnell

A fair amount of the crowd turned up to see casper Gabriel make his debut. Leo again couldn’t care less about the leinster supporters. 5 minutes in a game that was won as soon as their 9 got his red card.

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WEDNESDAY

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465 : Leinster v Zebre preview




LEINSTER : 15. Hugo McLaughlin 14. Joshua Kenny 13. Hugh Cooney 

12. Charlie Tector 11. Andrew Osborne 10. Harry Byrne 9. Luke McGrath (c)

1. Jerry Cahir 2. John McKee 3. Rabah Slimani 4. Brian Deeny 

5. Diarmuid Mangan 6. Max Deegan 7. Scott Penny 8. James Culhane

16. Bobby Sheehan 17. Alex Usanov 18. Andrew Sparrow 19. RG Snyman 

20. Alex Soroka 21. Will Connors 22. Fintan Gunne 23. Caspar Gabriel


ZEBRE : 15 Lorenzo Pani 14 Mirko Belloni 13 Giulio Bertaccini 12 Marco Zanon 11 Albert Einstein Batista 10 Giacomo Da Re 9 Thomas Dominguez

1 Muhamed Hasa 2 Giovanni Quattrini 3 Matteo Nocera 4 Franco Carrera 5 Leonard Krumov (c) 6 Giacomo Ferrari 7 Samuele Locatelli 8 David Odiase

16 Tommaso Di Bartolomeo 17 Paolo Buonfiglio 18 Marcos Gallorini 19 Giacomo Milano 20 Giovanni Licata 21 Migael Prinsloo 22 Martin Roger Farias 23 Luca Morisi


BKT United Rugby Championship 25/26 Rd 5

Saturday, October 25, 2025

Aviva Stadium

KO 5:30pm Irish time  

Live on : Premier Sports 1, URC.tv


Referee: Ian Kenny (SRU)

AR 1: Stuart Gaffikin (IRFU)

AR 2:  Andrew Fogarty (IRFU)

TMO: Colin Brett (SRU)

80+ column : October 22 (sample)


ON THIS WEEK’S COLUMN…

  • WRAP OF A WRAP
  • WHISKEY BUSINESS
  • WAFER QUIN
  • INTERNATIONAL RULES
  • SPRING-BOKS?
  • WHAM ZAM THANK YOU MA’AM
  • HARPIN’ ON…IRELAND’S NOV SQUAD
  • SOLDIER FIELD PLAY
  • LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE
  • TROLL PATROL
  • COMPETITION UPDATES (incl AIL)
  • NEXT HARPIN’

WRAP OF A WRAP

Needless to say it was a tough wrap, and having already determined that Saturday’s Croke Park disaster reminded me of the Northampton semifinal earlier in the year, we had the added realizations that not only did we host Zebre the following weekend back then as well, but Hugo Gordon also featured on that Saints wrap pod!!!! To be fair, he did a really good job both times highlighting what went wrong while still affording due praise to our southern cousins this time.

ICYMI click here to check it out.



WHISKEY BUSINESS

“We’ve already brought in some new stuff this morning that we are working on for the next couple of weeks.”

Jamison Gibson-Park: Ireland’s World Cup prep starts against All Blacks

Michael Glennon – RTÉ.ie

Must have been tough for JGP to do an interview so soon after the Croke Park disaster, yet being one of the senior players in the squad it was good to get a sense of where the group is at as they embark on one of the most critical November series for Ireland in a number of years.

Sorry to heap that much pressure on it, but I believe it to be true. After two Six Nations Championships in a row, despite winning another 4 out of 5 this year it was considered a disappointment and with these being the last test matches before the RWC2027 draw, ranking points will be essential, but also it’s about restoring some confidence that we can take forward to the upcoming Six Nations and beyond.

The quote really does give us something to look out for in the Chicago test, we’ll see what it might be.


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464 : Leinster v Munster wrap

18 October 2025; Leinster players after their side’s defeat in the United Rugby Championship match between Leinster and Munster at Croke Park in Dublin. Photo by Sam Barnes/Sportsfile


🏉  Multiple issues

🏉  Jack’s boot

🏉  Beirne unit

🏉  No warnings

🏉  Back to drawing board


HUGO GORDON


FULL TIME TAKES

Sarah Lennon

I feel for Cullen. All the riches in the world and none of them his. The team was disjointed, two dimensional and predictable. They played like strangers.

Munster, as good as they were, simply needed to do the basics well.

The end is nigh, for the team and for the ticket!

Kevin Kelehan

Munster came to Croker with a simple game plan and executed it, led by Tadgh Beirne who led from the front and dominated the breakdown, ending so many multi phase Leinster attacks with turnovers. Leinster were not cohesive and butchered so many decent attacks with bad handling. The ref was not test level, let Munster away with murder when not releasing the tackler going to ground, constantly half a yard offside at rucks, denied Josh van Der Flier a clear try and let a Munster deliberate knock on away as accidental. Leinster badly missed Joe McCarthy, Ryan Baird, Jack Conan, Hugo Keenan and Cealan Doris with Prendergast, Lowe and Snyman all extremely rusty. But hats off to Munster to playing to their game plan and executing scraps into 7 point scores, their new manager unlike Richie Murphy hit the ground full tilt in his first season.

Gavin Hegarty

I’m embarrassed by that performance. Lions and internationals on the pitch beaten by a team that just wanted it more.

I need to watch that penalty try again because from the Cusack stand it made zero sense. But that made no impact on the final score.

We thought the first two games were just blips,maybe not.

Colin Mehigan

We were missing key players and leaders (Doris, Conan, McCarthy, Keenan, Tommy OB, Baird etc). There’s too much hyperbole in modern sport and the aftermath of tonight from fan and media alike will be no exception.

I do have qualms about the Nienaber system which have been reinforced after that game but we did win a trophy 5 matches ago. Munster were due a win against us and they sensed our vulnerabilities before and during the game….now it’s time to see leaders step up for the rest of the season

Michelle Tobin

Injury count was horrendous on both sides. Having said that I’m happy tonight

Christy O’Connor

First off the better team by far won. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Nienabars tactics are awful. We are playing the same awful tactics that Van Graan did for Munster, stick it up the jumper and just try to barge through. We spent the majority of the 2nd half in their 22 and done nothing with it, not once did I feel confident that we would score. Superb defence from Munster but we never stretched them.

Felt sorry Frawley, was a brilliant tackle to deny the BP try only for the ref to make up some new law to give it.

Chris McDonnell

I have been saying this for years now, Cullen is not a head coach. He is a great servant to the club but simply has failed time and time again as coach. Pendergast didnt pick himself for ireland or leinster but simply isn’t any where near good enough at the minute and he may find it difficult to come back from this.

John Hyland

The breakdown was a free-for-all. Leinster lacked any pace or physicality. Crowley bossed our back three, and Prendergast was very poor. I’m not buying the ‘let him develop’ line. If he was good enough we would have seen it by now.

Conor Lowth

Actually refreshing to have a competitive Munster side back.

Leinster are on the decline the last couple of years and are persisting with mediocre players like Osborne, Frawley, Pendergast. These guys are rugby robots, slow with little flair , I fear for Leinster and Ireland

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