80+ column : July 10


On this week’s column…

🏉 RASSIE & THE SA PRESS

🏉 WEATHER OR NOT

🏉 TOUR DE FARCE

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 THE NEVER ENDING SEASON

🏉 THE 6N SUNDAY PROBLEM

🏉 TROLL PATROL

🏉 UPDATES [INCL 7s & Currie Cup]


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

“Some things make sense when you see it, and some don’t”

Rassie: Ireland don’t fear the Bomb Squad

SA RugbyMag

JLP : Ah, good ol’ Rassie.  Master of 50-dimensional chess, always a thousand moves ahead of everyone else.  You know what, I don’t actually blame him.  Well, at least I don’t now.  My biggest problem with him was after the first test of that Lions series, clearly trying to influence the officials when the same two sides still had to face each other.  We’ll never know if he’d be doing something similar now had Ireland won the first test, but when it comes to the bulk of the “these two teams really don’t like each other” vibe, the bulk of the responsibility has to lie with the SA press.  They’re the ones asking the lead-in questions, they’re the ones highlighting soundbites from individuals on Irish shows and podcasts making it look like theirs is the view of the entire fanbase, and most likely they’re the ones responsible for the kind of comments that made our Troll Patrol feature this week.


Ireland were pipped to the Six Nations title by England, with this weekend’s rematch at the DHL Stadium in Cape Town (3.30 Irish time) set to be another tight affair

Ireland U-20s qualify for Junior World Cup semi date against England after match cancelled but Aussies are not happy

Cian Tracey – Irish Independent

JLP : Obviously Tuesday’s postponement was less than ideal, and going by what I have heard about the Cape Town weather at this time of year, the scheduling of this tournament there was also so.  At least it turned out ok from Ireland’s point of view as we get into the semifinals with the added benefit of a longer rest time in a competition designed to give all the participants the same 5-day turnarounds.  All in all it was a good job we got that late try against Georgia!  You can understand why the Australians would be annoyed but I reckon we just about deserve a place in the final four though it won’t be easy against England on Sunday.


“No discriminatory behaviour of any kind has a place in French rugby.”

France international suspended over racist comment

Callum Boyle – SportsJoe.ie

JLP : No long comment required here, just that clearly Jaminet is a dick.  Didn’t know anything about him before this, now I do.  As ever in these cases there are no amount of statements like “that’s not like me” to make up for it, not that there’s NO way back for him only that it would take a lot of time and a lot of evidence to the contrary.  Well, at least as the French team’s tour goes it was the only thing bad to happen…


“An investigation is under way. They’re in a police station. Someone from the delegation went to see them to bring them some food.“

France rugby players Oscar Jegou and Hugo Auradou arrested on Argentina tour over sexual assault claims

SkySports.com

JLP : ….wait, WHAT?  OK one incident is careless.  TWO seems to speak to the culture surrounding a travelling squad.  Obviously investigations are pending in this case so we shouldn’t speculate too much but it certainly doesn’t look good.

 :


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

“We don’t really look at such things when we select the team, but this shows how blessed we are with the depth in the squad and the quality of the players we have.”

Ireland to face most capped starting XV in Springbok history

Jack Tunney – RugbyDump

JLP : The fact laid out in the headline is true, but it’s still a bit misleading.  The Springbok 23 is exactly the same as it was last week, which was also the most capped lineup in history so with everyone now having one more cap, of course the record is broken.  The real headline is the fact that its unchanged.  The ‘most capped’ bit is an extremely moot point IMO and thus wins my latest COTWA.


WRAP OF A WRAP

Had to switch to Monday evening to record this week and myself, Ciarán Duffy and David Cordial harped our way through the timeline.  Trying to tweak the format a little, previously I’d break the match up into quarters to give the guests equal time but now I think I’ll leave the match in halves and get one to talk through the timeline while the other offers analysis.  Changes still in progress for this series, hope to have it finalised in time for next season.

If you missed it, click here to catch it on Spotify or on other major platforms, also please subscribe or leave reviews where you can.


HARPIN ON…THE NEVER ENDING SEASON

Opening question :  

Here at Harpin On Rugby we’re now coming to the end of our 5th season of podcasts and our first recording was at the end of July 2023 which means we have practically had senior rugby to harp on for an entire calendar year.  Of course there was a World Cup in among all of that but once next season rolls around we’ll be thinking about a Lions tour and that series will actually bring us all the way into August of 2025.  World Rugby have been planning to revamp their global calendar for quite a while now and to be fair to them, COVID kind of delayed things a bit so it was only last October when they announced that they had “approved transformational reform of the global men’s and women’s rugby calendars from 2026” but starting with yourself David, given what we know of these reforms, are they going to do anything to stop these never-ending seasons?


THE 6N SUNDAY PROBLEM

Looks like the Six Nations is considering going to an “all Super Saturday” schedule due to poor viewing figures.  Time for me to roll out my own suggestion that I’ve had on my mind for years now…how about spreading the matches across the seven weeks, with two matches every Saturday until the final, which could still be ”super”.

This way you actually eke out two extra weekends of Six Nations rugby for viewers and broadcasters while still giving each nation two rest weekends.  I’m sure the domestic schedules could be fixed accordingly.

Just a thought.  Below is a sample of how it could look if applied to the 2025 schedule.

WEEK 1WEEK 2WEEK 3WEEK 4WEEK 5WEEK 6WEEK 7
FRA V WALITA V WALENG V FRAENG V ITAENG V SCOIRE V FRAITA V IRE
IRE V ENGSCO V IRESCO V ITAWAL V IREITA V FRASCO V WALWAL V ENG
XXXXXXFRA V SCO


WORLD U20s UPDATE

Already dealt with the unusual 3rd round developments in the Front Five section, here are the actual results…

ROUND 1

SOUTH AFRICA 57-7 FIJI

WALES 34-41 NEW ZEALAND

IRELAND 55-15 ITALY

AUSTRALIA 35-11 GEORGIA

FRANCE 49-12 SPAIN

ENGLAND 40-21 ARGENTINA

ROUND 2

IRELAND 22-16 GEORGIA

WALES 31-10 SPAIN

FRANCE 26-27 NEW ZEALAND

ENGLAND 48-11 FIJI

SOUTH AFRICA 12-31 ARGENTINA

AUSTRALIA 12-17 ITALY

ROUND 3

IRELAND cancelled AUSTRALIA (2pts each)

ARGENTINA 52-12 FIJI

FRANCE 29-11 WALES

GEORGIA 28-17 ITALY

SOUTH AFRICA 12-17 ENGLAND

NEW ZEALAND 45-13 SPAIN



SUN JULY 14

SEMIFINALS 

ENGLAND V IRELAND

NEW ZEALAND V FRANCE

5TH-8TH PLACE

AUSTRALIA V WALES

ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA

9TH-12TH PLACE

ITALY V SPAIN

GEORGIA V FIJI


CURRIE CUP UPDATE

Why add the Currie Cup to our update section I hear you say?  Only one answer…why not???

ROUND 1

WESTERN PROVINCE 25-30 BULLS

CHEETAHS 82-20 GRIFFONS

SHARKS 25-26 LIONS

GRIQUAS 24-44 PUMAS



ROUND 2

FRI JULY 12

GRIQUAS V SHARKS

PUMAS V LIONS

SAT JULY 13

CHEETAHS V WESTERN PROVINCE

SUN JULY 14

GRIFFONS V BULLS


TROLL PATROL


There are two ways to look at Dylan Jack’s original post in this Twitter thread.  Well, if the world were decent, there would only be one, but we are where we are.  The first way is to say “oh dear that’s a terrible injury list for Ireland I hope the players involved are ok and will be back playing soon”.  Then there’s the way a load of fans in the replies chose to take it : “SOUTH AFRICA IS THE BEST AND THE STRONGEST AND IRELAND COULDN’T HACK IT!!!!!!” complete with of course all the pseudo-macho chest pounding and other bullshit.  Really, really sad.  And to be clear, like I always try to be when writing things like this, I’d not saying ALL South African fans think this way, but here there are definitely more than you’d like to see.

If you ever see an online contribution that seems worthy of inclusion here, by all means do share.


“SVNS” UPDATE

Only update here is the announcement of dates and times for Ireland’s matches at the Olympics…

OLYMPIC 7s

IREM7s

POOL STAGE

WED JULY 24 V SOUTH AFRICA 4:30PM

WED JULY 24 V JAPAN 8PM

THU JULY 25 V NEW ZEALAND 3:30PM

IREW7s

POOL STAGE

SUN JULY 28 V GREAT BRITAIN 2:30PM

SUN JULY 28 V SOUTH AFRICA 6PM

MON JULY 29 V AUSTRALIA 1:30PM


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Short but sweet column this week – I plan to continue them on Wednesdays throughout the offseason while taking a break from the pods.  Still the second test to cover though, so we’ll have a preview on Friday as well as a wrap recording on Sunday evening. Be sure to keep up with all our social media channels with the usual amount of commenting, sharing, liking & subscribing.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : July 3


On this week’s column…

🏉 LA ROCHELLE ENCORE

🏉 HATRED OR HYPE?

🏉 HOGG WATCH

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 SA TOUR PREVIEW

🏉 CON, MUN & ULS SEASON REVIEWS

🏉 OPPOSITION VIEW – SPRINGBOKS

🏉 TROLL PATROL

🏉 UPDATES [INCL U20s &🔝🐱🐴]


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

Leinster…are joined by Stade Rochelais, who defeated them in the 2022 and 2023 finals, before the Dublin-based club knocked them out in the quarter-finals last season. 

Investec Champions Cup pools 2024/25: All you need to know

EPCRugby.com

JLP : I was convinced Leinster would get both La Rochelle and Michael Cheika’s Leicester again but in the end I was half right.  Not the worst pool we could have drawn by any means, though as ever a lot will depend on the home and away determinations which apparently will happen “later in the month”.  A lot of Leinster fans are excited about the prospect of trips to Clérmont and Bath in particular.

On the overall draw, RugbyKino did some great statistical analysis using actual maths to calculate the proper “pool of death” check it out in this thread.


“We will never, after a game, tell a team that we’ll see you in the final if there is so much rugby still to be played.”

Etzebeth: Irish media targeted me

SA Rugby Mag

JLP : While I get the point behind the overall hype in the SA press before this series, this one about “see you in the final” never really made much sense to me.  My first takeaway from it was as nothing but a compliment, that the two sides had played great rugby and both deserved to be in the final.  But for senior squad members to bring it up and go on to double down on it, for me anyway it leads to headlines like this one which sounds nothing but “whiny”.  It’s all nonsense really. 


The 2004 incident in which ROG quick-tapped a penalty and dummied the prone Boks…was also flagged by the former Munster star

CJ Stander explains Rassie Erasmus’ ‘hatred’ of Ireland…and it’s ROG’s fault

Adam Lacey – Extra.ie

JLP : So many spins on this RSA/IRE hype but I have to say this headline stood out, although CJ does also try to play down the hatred aspect of it all.  As I say above, all nonsense.  That said, much of the online stuff is exactly that so we should point it out when we see it!


…he pleaded not guilty to a domestic charge of acting abusively toward the mother of his four children…also…for causing fear and alarm during a disturbance in February and for not complying with conditions set upon his release from police custody.

Former Scotland captain Stuart Hogg’s trial date set, things could get nasty

Ruck.co.uk

JLP : Every week I’m astounded by the coverage of Stuart Hogg’s situation that I’ve decided to give him his own graphic and feature title.  My general point of this is that often in sports media there tends to be a disconnect when the more popular players are involved in supposed unseemly events off the field.  

Now to be clear, I get the whole “innocent until proven guilty” aspect of it all, and as you can see by my choice of quote I make reference to his plea, but I just think there’s a tendency to over-minimize (if that’s a thing) the accusations.

At least this article actually spells out the charges, but even here if you just read the headline you’d be forgiven for thinking this was something horrible happening to him for which he bears no responsibility, and actually the article goes on to list all of his business ventures, effectively looking like a paid advertisement for his range!!!

Naturally if he is acquitted in the end, for my part I will be more than happy to say so here but in the mean time it sounds like a nasty business and maybe it’s best if his sporting accomplishments can be kept out of the news cycle.  But I fear they will continue regardless, as will of course our Hogg Watch feature.

UPDATE : Before I even had the chance to post this column I have already been alerted to an article [hat-tip RugbyKino] in Planet Rugby by Jared Wright titled “Stuart Hogg arrested again for ‘breach of bail’ as rugby return hangs in the balance” I was going to redo this section to replace the article but you know what, I’ll keep what I have there and include both links as it speaks to the sheer amount of online info about the guy, it’s like we’ve heard more about him since he retired than we did when he was playing!!!  This story doesn’t speak very well for his not guilty plea though…  


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

There is a huge apathy towards the URC in Wales which doesn’t purely stem from the Welsh clubs struggling for on-field success.

Wales must now leave the URC and finally make Anglo-Welsh league happen

Steffan Thomas – Wales Online

JLP : You have to love the devotion of a certain section of the Welsh rugby fan base to the idea of joining the Premiership, as if wishing will make it happen.  But on a different level you have publications like Wales Online looking to trawl for clicks with headlines like this one making it seem like it is actually possible.

The common opinion seems to be that if the Premiership were to agree to any type of a merger it would have to be with the URC as a whole as the draw of the oft-travelling Irish fans would be something the PRL would be very much be interested in.  All of which is ironic because those particular Welsh fans are almost as keen to get away from the Irish as they are to go towards the English!!!

Anyway this latest offering has earned Steffan this week’s COTWA.


SA TOUR PREVIEW

No wrap pod this week of course so I put together an “all-provincial panel” featuring Padraig “The 2nd row” Kelly, Michelle Tobin and Harpin debutant Jack Fogarty to look ahead to the South African tour.  We discussed where the Irish team finds itself at the moment morale-wise, what players could step up on this tour and also how the South Africans may approach the tests.  Click here if you missed the pod or check out the YouTube clip below for a sample.


HARPIN ON…PROVINCIAL SEASON REVIEWS

Of course it would have been rude to have guests from the other provinces without asking them to go back over their teams’ respective 23/24 campaigns, and I even managed to do it without bringing up the considerable bragging rights Leinster have after winning yet another Irish Shield ha ha.


OPPOSITION VIEW – SPRINGBOKS

Haven’t recorded an Opposition view pod for a while and now seemed like the perfect time when a proper South African perspective is needed ahead of the series so I asked Thala Msutu back on and we have a great chat about the buy in to the URC down there, the Springboks motivation for this series and of course the matchday squad named by Rassie on Tuesday.  

Because of this recording we have no Quick Tap this week, we hope to return to them soon.


WORLD U20s UPDATE

Super start for the Wolfpuppies, after they ran us close at Musgrave Park in the Six Nations we could have expected a similar result but this was an outstanding team performance from Willie Faloon’s charges that got the result they deserved.  Now we’ll be hoping for a similar result against Georgia before what should be the decider against Australia next Tuesday.  Hopefully by the time the next 80+ column rolls around we’ll be looking ahead to a semifinal but still much work to be done.

ROUND 1

SOUTH AFRICA 57-7 FIJI

WALES 34-41 NEW ZEALAND

IRELAND 55-15 ITALY

AUSTRALIA 35-11 GEORGIA

FRANCE 49-12 SPAIN

ENGLAND 40-21 ARGENTINA



ROUND 2

THU JULY 4

IRELAND V GEORGIA

WALES V SPAIN

FRANCE V NEW ZEALAND

ENGLAND V FIJI

SOUTH AFRICA V ARGENTINA

AUSTRALIA V ITALY

ROUND 3

TUE JULY 9

IRELAND V AUSTRALIA

ARGENTINA V FIJI

FRANCE V WALES

GEORGIA V ITALY

SOUTH AFRICA V ENGLAND

NEW ZEALAND V SPAIN


TROLL PATROL


This really, really annoyed me when I first saw it a few days ago and it immediately earned its place in this week’s troll patrol.  For me it shows the lengths to which some people will go to have a pop at Leinster, harking to a reference that mentions ‘the poorest parts of AIDS ravaged Africa’???  Speaks to a complete disconnect between sporting ‘banter’ and, well, actual serious stuff going on in the world.

If you ever see an online contribution that seems worthy of inclusion here, by all means do share.


“SVNS” UPDATE

Mixed fortunes for the Irish teams in the Hamburg 7s, the men’s won the title although with the overall Rugby Europe championship taking both this and the previous event in Croatia, it ended up being France who won on points difference.  Meanwhile the women recovered well after a poor start to win the 5th place final over Czechia having lost to them in their pool opener.  Still plenty of evidence from both sides that they can do well in the Olympics.

HAMBURG 7s

IREW7s

GROUP STAGE

V CZECHIA 17-28

V FRANCE 14-26

V PORTUGAL 17-7

QUARTERFINAL

V GREAT BRITAIN 14-21

5TH-8TH PLACE PLAYOFF

V GERMANY 12-0

5TH PLACE PLAYOFF

V CZECHIA 26-12

IREM7s

GROUP STAGE

V CROATIA 43-0

V BELGIUM 43-7

V PORTUGAL 24-14

QUARTERFINAL

V BELGIUM 36-7

SEMIFINAL

V PORTUGAL 14-12

FINAL

V FRANCE 19-14


OLYMPICS 2024

IREW7s (JULY 28-30)

GROUP B WITH  

IREM7s (JULY 24-27)

GROUP A WITH   


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Not much to say about that final apart from “Merci, beaucoup, Toulouse!” for helping Leinster get a top seed in the Champions Cup draw and the sentiments outlined in my tweet below. 

PLAYOFFS

TOULON 29-34 LA ROCHELLE 

BORDEAUX 31-17 RACING 92 

RELEGATION

GRENOBLE 18-20 MONTPELLIER 

SEMIFINALS

TOULOUSE V LA ROCHELLE

STADE FRANÇAIS V BORDEAUX

FINAL

TOULOUSE 59-3 BORDEAUX


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Shane O’Leary is an out-half who was born in Cork and had stints with Grenoble & Connacht among others before declaring to play for Canada and has 13 test caps.

Luke Carty is an out half born in Athlone (and Jack’s brother) who also spent time with Connacht and he went across the Atlantic to play for the USA where he has earned 16 test caps.

Last weekend, Miami Sharks had possession in the early stages and O’Leary threw a pass which was intercepted by Carty to go the length of the pitch to put the Chicago Hounds ahead in their final regular season match on the way to a 38-26 victory which secured 3rd spot and a playoff trip to New Orleans in a couple of weeks.  As I have said before in this section, the Hounds are my adopted team for this season as they have a decent Irish contingent also including Dave Kearney and Nick McCarthy, and this has been a good campaign for them and you certainly wouldn’t rule them out causing an upset.

Elsewhere the reigning champs New England clinched top spot in the East and will face Old Glory DC while in the west Houston will play Dallas in a Texas derby while Seattle will host San Diego.  The league takes a rest week before the knockouts which is a good idea.

ROUND 18

UTAH 24-31 LOS ANGELES

NEW ENGLAND 40-7 ANTHEM

CHICAGO 38-26 MIAMI

OLD GLORY 27-24 NOLA GOLD

HOUSTON 29-28 DALLAS

SAN DIEGO 45-33 SEATTLE



PLAYOFFS

SAT JULY 20

NEW ENGLAND V OLD GLORY

SUN JULY 21

HOUSTON V DALLAS

NOLA GOLD V CHICAGO

MON JULY 22

SEATTLE V SAN DIEGO


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

The end of Season 5 of our podcast adventure is in sight. Next up we’ve the first test preview recording Thursday night and the wrap will be Sunday. Be sure to keep up with all our social media channels with the usual amount of commenting, sharing, liking & subscribing.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : June 26


On this week’s column…

🏉 SLIMANI PICKIN’

🏉 SAM IN SA

🏉 THINKING INSIDE THE BOKS

🏉 GLASGOW HUMOUR

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 GUEST POD APPEARANCE

🏉 URC = BEST LEAGUE

🏉 TROLL PATROL

🏉 UPDATES [INCL 🔝🐱🐴 & SUPER RUGBY]

🏉HARPIN’ PREDICTION CHAMPION 2024


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

Slimani joins RG Snyman and Jordie Barrett among the non-Irish qualified players in the Leinster squad for next season.

Rabah Slimani set to sign Leinster deal ahead of new season

RTÉ.ie

JLP : Not the first time news of a move involving Irish and French clubs gets leaked via the French press so the details have been sketchy.  While this article suggests Slimani is on a two year deal, Ruairidh O’Connor from the Indo tweeted that it might be just one, which would seem to make more sense given his age profile.  Straw poll among a few Leinster fans seems to have the reaction as “meh” to this news, possibly a step down in standards from Michael Ala’alatoa, but at least it means we’ll have some tight head cover for Furlong and Tom Clarkson, who I hope gets some starting game time at the start of the 24/25 campaign.


“He’s got a great torpedo as well, a spiral which is very old school, I love a spiral, that’s why he’s picked.”

Ireland coach praises ‘aura’ of exciting uncapped star set for South Africa tour

Mark Donlon – Extra.ie

JLP : I’ve said this before that Sam P probably won’t get much game time down in South Africa, yet still the experience of being on tour with the senior squad will stand to him as many are saying he has a high ceiling.  And by “many” I mean coaches who have actually seen him play and train on a regular basis, as opposed to those ABLs online who like to exaggerate the hype about him (“Way too soon to say he is the Messiah” etc etc when actually nobody has actually done that.)


The squad features 22 forwards and 17 backline players, with Erasmus set to name the captain for the competition closer to the Ireland Test.

Kolisi back for Ireland series

SARugbyMag

JLP :  The Springboks are very very VERY keen to win this series.  Back to back RWCs apparently aren’t enough to scratch the itch we’ve caused by winning our recent encounters.  Of course what with the URC and all it’s good for there to be a healthy rivalry between these two nations and I’m all for it, looking forward to some online exchanges on social media over the coming weeks.


“…the thing I’ve discovered in rugby celebrations is that you need goggles to protect yourself from all the champagne spray”

Inside the Glasgow Warriors celebrations

Graham Bean – The Scotsman

JLP : First up as ever it’s important to specify for those who may not know that “The Scotsman” is the name of a newspaper, in that line above I’m not trying to suggest that I believe Graham Bean to be THE Scotsman…

Seriously though, happy to share an article checking in on the Glasgow celebrations, obviously I’d prefer if it could be Leinster but like I have said several times the Warriors were indeed worthy champions.

My favourite bit of celebratory fun has to be this pic shared by Jamie Bhatti.  Bit disrespectful to their hosts?  Maybe.  But given the sign is there to intimidate, does that make it fair game when you win there?  Too fucking right.


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

Groundbreaking AI technology has unveiled its jaw-dropping forecasts for the next four decades of Six Nations glory, and the results are nothing short of mind-blowing.

Supercomputer predicts shock England finish for 2025 Six Nations

Ruck.co.uk


JLP : Normally the point of my weekly “Clickbait of the Week” award is to show an article that is being misleading to get you to click so I don’t actually include the link itself.  Since this week’s offering involves what is clearly a typo, I will break this rule and just to be clear the screengrab I took was from Tuesday lunchtime so it’s very possible they may have fixed it.

To be fair, if the 2025 Six Nations did finish like that, it WOULD be a shock.


WRAP OF A WRAP

No wrap this week but I did do a spot of harpin’ on Caolán Scully’s pod, going back over Leinster’s season wasn’t exactly an easy task but I always enjoy an aul egg-chasing chat regardless and it is worth checking out.


QUICK TAP : URC = THE BEST LEAGUE

Super Rugby may be “super”

Premiership Rugby may be “premier”

and the 🔝🐱🐴 may be “top”

but given the on-field product amid

all it’s numerous off-field challenges,

The URC is still the best.


(and remember that’s coming from a fan of one of the 13 clubs yet to win it)

Below are the links used in screengrabs for the video.

URC original spin link here

URC 2024 TV figures here

@harpinonrugby

Super Rugby may be ‘super’, Premiership may be ‘premier’ and 🔝🐱🐴may be ‘top’, but once again URC is the best.

♬ original sound – Harpinonrugby.com – Harpinonrugby.com


TROLL PATROL

Can’t believe I’ve had this Troll Patrol feature going for a few weeks and there is yet to be a Welsh contributor!  But if there was ever going to be a Welsh contributor it was always going to be Phil, he’s the best of the bunch.  Never misses an opportunity to have a pop at Leinster or Ireland, and the only positive from his latest series of posts is that they are not accompanied by a screengrab of the IRFU spending which he seems to collect religiously year on year.  

The post above I chose is a response to a tweet I sent just after full time in the URC final – I mean, having seen Phil’s work for several years I actually understand the point he is trying to make but still he is so obsessed with a desire to view Irish rugby negatively that he doesn’t see that the priority chart he outlines here actually makes sense for any organisation!!! I would have thought test rugby > Champions Cup > URC was the proper order of things but then again he’d probably rather see all the attention of the rugby world going to Llandovery v Carmarthen Quins… 

If you ever see an online contribution that seems worthy of inclusion here, by all means do share.


“SVNS” UPDATE

The draw was made for the Olympic pools…the press are saying it’s a tricky one for both Irish teams but I reckon we should fancy our chances of reaching the knockouts in each case, we’re certainly not underdogs anymore.

Hamburg is the destination this week for the second and final round of the Rugby 


HAMBURG 7s

FRI JUNE 28

10AM – WOMEN V CZECHIA

12:14PM – MEN V CROATIA

2:44PM – WOMEN V FRANCE

5:14PM – MEN V BELGIUM

SAT JUNE 29

9:36AM – WOMEN V PORTUGAL

9:44AM – MEN V PORTUGAL


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

All we have seen over the past few weeks is a media inquest over what’s wrong with Leinster…now to be fair, three successive seasons falling Champions Cup final and URC semifinals does merit that scrutiny by our standards, but how about the standards at La Rochelle, who also got to domestic SFs but only made it to last 8 in Europe?  And they lost a hell of a lot more times throughout the season than Leinster did.  Funny, that.

Anyway…under normal circumstances I would be shouting for Bordeaux in Friday’s final but apparently a Toulouse win will give Leinster a top seed in the Champions Cup draw so allez les noir et rouges!!!!!  Still would be too gutted if UBB took it, to be honest.

PLAYOFFS

TOULON 29-34 LA ROCHELLE 

BORDEAUX 31-17 RACING 92 

RELEGATION

GRENOBLE 18-20 MONTPELLIER 

SEMIFINALS

TOULOUSE V LA ROCHELLE

STADE FRANÇAIS V BORDEAUX

FINAL

FRI JUNE 28

TOULOUSE V BORDEAUX


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

Not much to say here except congrats to the Blues, their first title in a long time and what better time to do it when the Crusaders have disappeared.  All a very ‘meh’ campaign however what with the NZ franchises dominating yet again and with the Rebels gone it will make the 11-team tournament (most likely still with 8 reaching the knockouts) start to look almost as bad as the Premiership.

QUARTERFINALS

CHIEFS 43-21 REDS

HURRICANES 47-20 REBELS

BLUES 36-5 FIJIAN DRUA

BRUMBIES 32-16 HIGHLANDERS

SEMIFINALS

BLUES 34-20 BRUMBIES

HURRICANES 19-30 CHIEFS

FINAL

BLUES 41-10 CHIEFS


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Finally got a chance to catch a full MLR game this season, I suppose Leinster’s lack of fixture last weekend gave me the free time…ANYWAY thanks to the free service by the Rugby Network I checked out my latest adopted team Chicago Hounds who have Dave Kearney, Nick McCarthy and Luke Carty in their ranks but in the end it was two later tries from Dylan Fawsitt, who was hooker for Blackrock College in their Jordi Murphy-led Leinster Schools Cup winning side in 2009 before going stateside a few years later, that won the day for Chicago.  

I have to say it was a very entertaining match – Anthem RC, an expansion team based in Charlotte, North Carolina, had lost all their previous 14 matches but while the result was expected, it was by no means certain until Fawsitt’s second try in the 73rd minute.  The lead changed hands several times as Anthem tried to win for the home crowd but in the end Chicago’s superior territory game won out.   They are now guaranteed a playoff spot but can finish no higher than third and need to beat Miami in the final round next weekend to ensure that.

Elsewhere there were some interesting results at the top of both conferences.  NOLA defeated New England at home which meant if the seedings hold that would make for a fascinating Eastern final while in the west, San Diego bounced back from last week’s defeat in Chicago to topple runaway leaders Houston, and although it looks like they won’t be able to win by enough points against Seattle next weekend to overtake them in 2nd spot, they can still do enough damage to show they can beat them when they definitely meet in knockout rugby a week later.

ROUND 17

NOLA GOLD 27-17 NEW ENGLAND

ANTHEM RC 29-38 CHICAGO

MIAMI 17-12 OLD GLORY

UTAH 50-46 DALLAS

SEATTLE 29-12 LOS ANGELES

SAN DIEGO 37-24 HOUSTON



ROUND 18

UTAH V LOS ANGELES

NEW ENGLAND V ANTHEM

CHICAGO V MIAMI

OLD GLORY V NOLA GOLD

HOUSTON V DALLAS

SAN DIEGO V SEATTLE


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

I was considering gambling on Glasgow but with the risk of dropping to 7th I played it safe for the final, and as it turned out we all did so there was no change in the final standings.  Kristian as you can see has quite rightly shown pride in his prolific prediction prowess.

As for Keego, he must now not only retain the Jersey of Shame but also don it for another selfie which I will post all over the Harpin network as the League rules demand.  

Next season I hope to expand the league to at least 10, with the possibility of a cup competition thrown in for good measure, we shall see.

NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Slowly getting back into the swing of things after a short break…as if there hasn’t been enough rugby in South Africa for us to harp on, there’s loads more to come what with the Irish tour and the World Under 20s – I have a preview pod for the Wolfpuppies to be posted on Friday and then on Monday evening I’m assembling another “all-provincial panel” to look ahead to Ireland’s chances against the Springboks.  Be sure to keep up with all our social media channels with the usual amount of commenting, sharing, liking & subscribing.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP

80+ column : June 19


We’re taking a step back for a week or two here at Harpin Manor so just a “Lite” version of the column this week, or an “Eighty plus minus” if you will…no Front Five for example.

On this week’s column…

🏉 IRISH SQUAD ANNOUNCEMENT

🏉 CGB RIP 

🏉 24/25 CHAMPIONS CUP DRAW

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 23/24 SEASON REVIEW

🏉 LEINSTER & IRELAND 1-SCORE LOSSES 

🏉 THE LEO CULLEN DEBATE

🏉 HOGG SAGA LATEST

🏉 TROLL PATROL

🏉 SEVENS SQUAD

🏉 UPDATES [INCL 🔝🐱🐴 & SUPER RUGBY]


IRELAND SQUAD ANNOUNCEMENT

I dont know about you but I very much want Ireland to win both of these tests.  Development is important that is no doubt, but with an Emerging Ireland tour planned for later in the year I see no reason why we shouldn’t do what we can to make these matches the clash of titans the rest of the rugby world expects it to be -back to back RWC champs v back-to-back 6N champs, with the Boks VERY keen to put the most recent results between the two behind them.  Besides, it’s not like we won’t get some chance to see how we get on without regulars in the 23 with JGP and Conan missing out.  

Thanks to Murray Kinsella’s breakdown of the positions below, I have had a go at selecting my matchday 23 for the first test, I’ve even included a new cap that wouldn’t be Leinster fancy that!!  6/2 bench has to be right for Loftus I’d say.

O’Brien, Nash, Henshaw, Aki, Lowe, Crowley, Casey

Porter, Sheehan, Furlong, McCarthy, Beirne, O’Mahony (c), van der Flier, Doris

Kelleher, Healy, Bealham, Ryan, Baird, Izuchukwu, Murray, Frawley.


CGP RIP

Awful, awful news.  Way, way too young.  His parents both played rugby in Ireland back in the 90s.


24/25 CHAMPIONS CUP DRAW

Competition draws aren’t exactly sexy topics and the one for next season’s Champions Cup isn’t until Tuesday July 2, and although the competition format hasn’t changed there was some news specific to Leinster in today’s press release from EPCR…

For the purposes of the draw, the clubs will be divided into two tiers, Tier 1 and Tier 2. The four clubs in Tier 1 will be: Stade Toulousain (2024 Investec Champions Cup winners), Northampton Saints (2024 Gallagher Premiership winners), as well as the 2024 URC and 🔝🐱🐴  winners. If Stade Toulousain win the 🔝🐱🐴  title, then the Investec Champions Cup final runners-up, Leinster Rugby, will be included in Tier 1.


WRAP OF A WRAP

Wrapping defeats are never fun on the one hand, but on the other there’s still the whole “show must go on” of it all so we did a full wrap pod where as well as a shortened “match timeline section” we also went back over Leinster’s season overall.  Tom Coleman & Mark Jackson seem to be getting more than their share of bad results when they appear on the pod but they still did a great job.

As you can see below we also found time to harp on a couple of extra relevant topics, all of them have been getting decent engagement over the past few days.

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.


LEINSTER’S & IRELAND’S 1-SCORE LOSSES

Lead-in question : OK now I’d like to chat for a bit about one-score matches.  Much has been said about the Springboks winning their second World Cup in a row on the back of three successive one-point victories, and then of course Jacques Nienaber switched to Leinster where as you can see by the screen there, we’ve had a string of defeats in recent seasons of 5 points or less, and I have also added results of the Irish team as well as, just for good measure, the Munster semifinal loss as they had both the Irish captain and starting outhalf playing for them.  You can say each and every one of these results played a part in an Irish team falling short of silverware so starting with yourself Tom, is there a pattern to be seen here?

THE RESULTS IN QUESTION :

FRA 30-24 IRE, LEI 21-24 LAR, LEI 26-27 BUL, LEI 15-16 MUN,  LEI 26-27 LAR, IRE 24-28 NZL

LEI 21-22 ULS, ENG 23-22 IRE, TLS 15-15* LEI, ULS 23-21 LEI, BUL 25-20 LEI, MUN 10-17 GLA  

* = after 80m


THE LEO CULLEN DEBATE

Lead-in question : This is a discussion I have tried to steer away from for quite a while now but it has been bubbling under the surface among Leinster fans on the social media platforms I’d say since our defeat in the Marseille final so obviously by now after two more campaigns gone without silverware, the calls are getting even louder so it’s probably about time we harped on it.  On the one hand you don’t want the very ‘footbally’ knee-jerk reactions to defeats calling for the coach to be fired, I mean most clubs in Europe wouldn’t come close to competing on two fronts every season the way we do, but on the other hand when you’ve won 4 Heineken Cups and 8 league titles over the years, the standards are always going to be high and for the past few seasons Leinster have fallen short.  So starting with yourself Mark, is it time for a change at the top?


HOGG SAGA LATEST

After deciding to leave out the Front Five this week, there ended up being four stories I felt I had to include in the column so I’m sure I could have found a fifth to keep the segment going, but then again with this Hogg story returning like an awful smell I figured it best to shift it further down the page. 

Not exactly wild about how RugbyPass framed Hogg’s situation – “blighted by personal problems” suggests there might be someone to blame other than the man himself.

Let’s just say I will absolutely not be supporting MHR next season and I’m delighted there is very little chance Leinster will be playing them.


TROLL PATROL

A couple of weeks ago, I challenged a trolling comment from ‘mahasamatman’ offering them to appear on the pod…the challenge was genuine and if I got a response I would take steps to make it happen.  As you can see by their latest offering, it looks like they are choosing to ignore my invitation.  🐔

If you ever see an online contribution that seems worthy of inclusion here, by all means do share.


“SVNS” UPDATE

No Irish teams in action until next weekend in Hamburg (see fixtures below) but there is still a lot of relevant stuff going on in the 7s world, not least of which was the announcement of the squads for the Olympics, with Lucy Rock & Harry McNulty named the respective captains.

We will know our opponents in Paris by this Sunday evening when the draw is made following the Monaco 7s which will decide the last 4 qualifiers in each gender.  Those tournaments will be streamed live on RugbyPassTV over the weekend with the like of GB and RSA involved on the men’s side and Argentina on the women’s.

OLYMPIC SQUADS

Ireland Women’s Sevens Squad – Paris 2024: 

Kathy Baker (Blackrock College RFC)

Megan Burns (Blackrock College RFC)

Amee-Leigh Murphy Crowe (Railway Union RFC)

Alanna Fitzpatrick (Portarlington RFC/Blackrock College RFC)

Stacey Flood (Railway Union RFC)

Eve Higgins (Railway Union RFC)

Erin King (Old Belvedere RFC)

Vicky Elmes Kinlan (Wicklow RFC)

Emily Lane (Blackrock College RFC)

Ashleigh Orchard (Cooke RFC)

Béibhinn Parsons (Blackrock College RFC)

Lucy Rock (Wicklow RFC)(captain)

Travelling Reserves:

Claire Boles (Railway Union RFC)

Amy Larn (Athy RFC).

Ireland Men’s Sevens Squad – Paris 2024:

Niall Comerford (UCD RFC)

Jordan Conroy (Buccaneers RFC)

Hugo Keenan (UCD RFC/Leinster)

Jack Kelly (Dublin University FC)

Terry Kennedy (St Mary’s College RFC)

Hugo Lennox (Skerries RFC)

Harry McNulty (UCD RFC)(captain)

Gavin Mullin (UCD RFC)

Chay Mullins (Galway Corinthians RFC/Connacht/IQ Rugby)

Mark Roche (Lansdowne FC)

Andrew Smith (Clontarf FC/Connacht)

Zac Ward (Ballynahinch RFC)

Travelling Reserves:

Sean Cribbin (Suttonians RFC)

Bryan Mollen (UCD RFC)

HAMBURG 7s

FRI JUNE 28

10AM – WOMEN V CZECHIA

12:14PM – MEN V CROATIA

2:44PM – WOMEN V FRANCE

5:14PM – MEN V BELGIUM

SAT JUNE 29

9:36AM – WOMEN V PORTUGAL

9:44AM – MEN V PORTUGAL


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

All season we have been highlighting on these pages what a bad season La Rochelle are having yet they go and make the final four to face their nemesis Toulouse, who may be polishing their 6th star but with this seeming to be the Year of The Nemesis Reversal (Leinster beating LAR twice, Toulouse beating Leinster) plus the fact that the French play their semifinals on “neutral” grounds (not so much in Bordeaux’s case) you wouldn’t bet against them having another crack at a first Brennus.

That said, as you see in the segment on the Champion Cup draw earlier in the column, a Toulouse win would help Leinster out, so there’s that.

Meanwhile the other semifinal appears to be a tossup between Stade would would be favourites on form if it were held in any other city but UBB will be keen to use every advantage possible to reverse their Champions Cup quarterfinal disappointment.

Then there’s Montpellier who stayed in the top flight by the skin of their teeth with a two point win over Grenoble.  We’ll still be covering both sides on these pages next season as I plan to include the ProD2 in our update section.

PLAYOFFS

TOULON 29-34 LA ROCHELLE 

BORDEAUX 31-17 RACING 92 

RELEGATION

GRENOBLE 18-20 MONTPELLIER 

SEMIFINALS (BOTH IN BORDEAUX)

FRI JUNE 21

TOULOUSE V LA ROCHELLE

SAT JUNE 22

STADE FRANÇAIS V BORDEAUX


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

Not a good day for future Leinster employees Jordie Barrett and Tyler Bleyendaal…hopefully the Hurricane’s exit in the semifinals won’t have a bearing on how they get on when they travel north!  Still promises to be a fascinating Auckland v Waikato final, I’ve always had a soft spot for the Blues and I’m not sure they’ll get a better chance than this to lift their first SR title since 2003.

QUARTERFINALS

CHIEFS 43-21 REDS

HURRICANES 47-20 REBELS

BLUES 36-5 FIJIAN DRUA

BRUMBIES 32-16 HIGHLANDERS

SEMIFINALS

BLUES 34-20 BRUMBIES

HURRICANES 19-30 CHIEFS

FINAL

SAT JUNE 22

BLUES V CHIEFS


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Really big win for my adopted team the Chicago Hounds, with Dave Kearney, Nick McCarthy, Jack Carty and Paddy Ryan all starting as they defeated San Diego (complete with Matt Giteau and the still-scoring-tries-at-42 Ma’a Nonu) to put them all but in the playoffs, with chances in the final two rounds to move up even higher.

Elsewhere Houston edged Seattle to stay top in the west while New England need just one more win to lock down home advantage in the east.

ROUND 16

DALLAS 34-36 OLD GLORY

HOUSTON 28-25 SEATTLE

NEW ENGLAND 36-27 UTAH

ANTHEM RC 14-30 MIAMI

LOS ANGELES 21-38 NOLA GOLD

CHICAGO 22-16 SAN DIEGO



ROUND 17

SAT JUNE 22

NOLA GOLD V NEW ENGLAND

SUN JUNE 23

ANTHEM RC V CHICAGO

MIAMI V OLD GLORY

UTAH V DALLAS

SEATTLE V LOS ANGELES

SAN DIEGO V HOUSTON


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

Glasgow’s win at Thomond Park not only ended the provinces’ URC hopes, but with Kristian gambling for the upset it has also looked like handing him the HPL title.  With the multiplier in force for the playoffs, Kino CAN catch him, but only if they make different picks for the final and his is the right one.  The Superbru app only tells you who others have chosen when the matches kick off, and if it turns out that they made the same selection then the title belongs to Kristian.

Jay is guaranteed 3rd place but as for me in 4th, I’m anything but – in fact, with Conor, Mark & Tom all breathing down my neck I could finish as low as 7th so I’ll have to make my final decision very carefully.


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

The plan is to take a break for at least a week with the next planned content on these pages being another 80+ column next Wednesday.  But I’m sure in the meantime I’ll be tempted to drop the odd x or TikTok along the way so do keep an eye out.

Plus I’ll be appearing on Caolán Scully’s pod from Thursday evening as well as our regular Dublin South FM slot so there’s always harpin’ going on somewhere!

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : May 29


On this week’s column…

🏉 RR RETIRES

🏉 LEINSTER’S COACHING TICKET

🏉 U20 FIXTURES OUT

🏉 PROVINCIAL INCOMINGS

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 HARPIN ON…LEINSTER’S GAME MANAGEMENT

🏉 BONUS CLIP : CC FINAL FAN EXPERIENCE

🏉 POST FINAL TIKTOK

🏉 LEINSTER SQUAD UPDATE

🏉 NEW FEATURE : TROLL PATROL

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl IRISH SHIELD & SVNS] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

…against Aironi in February 2011, Ruddock became the youngest ever Leinster captain when only 20 years of age

Ruddock To Retire At End Of The Season

IrishRugby.ie

JLP : After Leo Cullen, I really don’t think there has been a player who has personified what Leinster Rugby is all about other than Rhys Ruddock.  Haven’t seen much of him this season and we’ve all kind of known this announcement was coming eventually, but while it is sad news after a really depressing weekend for fans of the province, in a way it has been a joy to be able to look back over his career and remember all the many good times.  Leadership always came naturally to him which clearly our coaches spotted by handing him the armband so early.  And in recent years the mere existence of the term “Rhys Ruddock All Stars” among the fans (meaning the teams we have sent for our late season South African tours) shows the high regard in which he is held.


“The lads literally just gave me slots of where they would normally address defence. I just went into that. I just slotted in with the programme, as it was.”

Jacques Nienaber: Leinster haven’t been neglecting attack

Neil Treacy – RTÉ Rugby

JLP : This was always going to be a tough week for Leinster coach at pressers, and Nienaber has done well to front up.  And sadly since full time on Saturday the calls for Leo Cullen to step aside have started to get louder from Leinster fans, there were suggestions of it last year but now they are getting stronger, though to be clear I really don’t think I’m there yet – I mean, I’m never happy about actively looking for anyone to lose their job as it is, but in this specific case I can see where the viewpoint is coming from.

The thing about Leo is that if he stays, which I believe he will,  absolutely nothing we do next season will matter except winning the CC, that is if we reach the final of course. So doubts will remain locked and loaded right up to the final whistle in Cardiff.  Possibly that pressure will ease a bit if we win URC but still it’s going to be immense and it will be felt from the most casual fan right through the squad and into the coaches’ box.  A new hierarchy structure would definitely ease that pressure somewhat, although having said that, Leinster are pretty much expected to be competing for titles regardless so the standards will have to remain high whatever the coaching ticket.

Much to ponder for sure.


Ireland will face stiff competition in Pool B, starting their campaign against Italy, followed by matches against Georgia and Australia.

Ireland at Under20 World Cup

Joe Naughton – SportsNews Ireland

JLP : With the senior season almost over it’s always good to get a reminder of the annual festival of rugby we get every June and July – this year it overlaps with the test team’s two-match series, also in South Africa, but it still gives us plenty to harp on before the Rugby Championship comes along to kill off the remaining weeks to the 2024/25 URC season and it all starts again!  Love it.


The diminutive wing has bundles of pace and would provide further back three depth with Simon Zebo set to retire at the end of this season.

Munster Set To Sign Cheslin Kolbe-esque Wing From Lyon

Rob O’Halloran – Balls.ie

JLP : This article nearly won Clickbait of the Week with the way the headline dumps a ton of pressure on Thaakir Abrahams should he indeed be heading to Munster.  But instead I have included it as one of a two-article set from Balls.ie, the second of which is this one by Gary Connaughton about Ulster’s new outhalf signing Aidan Morgan (also with clickbaity headline describing him as “intriguing”) and together the pieces highlight the fact that despite all the hoopla about Leinster’s recent announcements, the other provinces have also been busy on the acquisition front.


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

The only way to fittingly respond is to go and win the URC the hard way, going away in the semi-final and final.

Muddled No 10 picture, poor attack and refusal to take points – strategic errors cost Leinster the ultimate prize

Rúaidhrí O’Connor – Irish Independent

JLP : Again, to clarify, my COTWA is not meant for an article I necessarily disagree with, and much of the points ROC makes here are ones we have made on the pod.  It’s more about the presentation of the article with both the headline and the promoting tweet, put in a way as to attract both angry Leinster fans AND gleeful ABL ones.  


WRAP OF A WRAP

Confession time first – I made a claim on the first draft of the pod about Antoine Dupont’s first half wonder-5022 where I was totally wrong…I thought the ball had been carried back from our half but in fact there had been a breakdown or two and kudos to the person who got in touch for both setting me straight AND doing it discreetly.  Still, the pod had already gotten about a hundred listens by the time I corrected it and I’m certainly not going to try and pretend I didn’t say it, that’s one of the reasons I have this column.

Anyway going back to what DID make the final cut, Tom & Mark were open and honest going back over the match and as I often find it does help to have a chat about it.  Also a big shout out to both Keego & Kino for their contributions on the preview show, even if that does seem about a gagillion years ago by this stage!!!

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.

Also here’s a clip where we looked mostly at how Leinster handled substitutions in the second half…


CC FINAL – THE FAN EXPERIENCE

We stopped recording “bonus clips” a while ago but on this week’s wrap pod had a section that was left on the ‘cutting room’ floor as I try to stay under an hour as much as I can so I put it out as extra YouTube content…Tom spoke about his experience in and around Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.


POST FINAL TIKTOK

No time (or motivation tbh) to put together a “Quick Tap” video this week (while I enjoy doing them you’re talking up to two hours work in total to produce just a 4-min vid) so instead I’ll share this one I recorded within about half an hour of the final whistle on Saturday.  Got a lot of attention, possibly out of empathy from fellow Leinster fans but no doubt there were plenty of Nelson Muntzes out there too going “ha-ha”, such is the nature of sports fan content!!!  TikTok following moved past 700 which I’m pretty pleased about since it’s far from my main focus, I should probably look to do more with the account next season.


LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Really, really difficult selection this week based on the update.  We have said several times on the pod how we want us to go as strong as possible from now until the end of the season but what with the extra time in London, six-day turnaround AND Hugo Keenan off to join the 7s, to put a 23 together for the Connacht match sure wasn’t easy.

Obviously my “Ruddock as captain” choice is for a specific reason and it wouldn’t surprise me if he doesn’t feature at all and Penny has the armband, but overall I have to think at least a few who came off the bench in the final will have to do so again at the RDS.  I certainly don’t see any from the “further assessment required” section to make it in time although it would be brilliant if even one of them did.

Harpin’ matchday 23 v Connacht : McErlean, Russell, J O’Brien, Brownlee, A Osborne, H Byrne, McGrath

Milne, McKee, Clarkson, Molony, Deeny, Ruddock (c), Penny, Deegan

Kelleher, Boyle, Ala’alatoa, O’Tighearnaigh, Moloney, Foley, Prendergast, King

NB : the above matchday 23s are completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley


OFFICIAL LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Garry Ringrose: will increase his training load again this week as he continues to be assessed for a shoulder injury.

Tommy O’Brien: will return to training this week from a hamstring injury and will be further assessed before a decision is made on his involvement.

Charlie Ngatai: will return to training this week from a shoulder injury and will be further assessed before a decision is made on his involvement.

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Jason Jenkins: picked up a knee injury against Toulouse and will not be available for selection this week.

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

Liam Turner (arm), Lee Barron (shoulder), Alex Soroka (foot).


URC IRISH SHIELD UPDATE

Just a quick reminder…for the past two URC campaigns, this shield was decided by overall league performance.  Now it is only by the interpros, which is why in-form Munster are out of contention after their poor start to the season.  Basically Leinster need a 5-pointer on Friday to force Ulster to require a win in Thomond Park on Saturday.  Although they’ll probably want that anyway to help their league ranking.

NOV 4 CONNACHT 22-20 ULSTER

NOV 10 ULSTER 21-14 MUNSTER

NOV 25 LEINSTER 21-16 MUNSTER

DEC 2 CONNACHT 22-24 LEINSTER

DEC 22 ULSTER 20-19 CONNACHT

DEC 26 MUNSTER 3-9 LEINSTER

JAN 1 CONNACHT 22-9 MUNSTER

JAN 1 LEINSTER 21-22 ULSTER

MAY 11 MUNSTER 47-12 CONNACHT

MAY 18 ULSTER 23-21  LEINSTER



MAY 31 LEINSTER V CONNACHT

JUNE 1 MUNSTER V ULSTER


TROLL PATROL

We recently introduced Clickbait of the Week to point out cases of ADD (Article Description Deception) but for a long time now I have also been looking to launch Troll Patrol.  Because why ridicule them online and fall down a rabbit hole when you can ridicule them here instead?  What’s that?  I could always not ridicule them at all?  FFS where’s the fun in THAT?

Seriously though…the Game Management vid I posted above got a lot of comment reaction (at least a lot for our channel) and I thought one in particular was a worthy candidate for our first ever TP segment.

Credit where it’s due to this chap, he felt the need to come back three times before anyone had a chance to reply but it was his final point that put him over the top, so to speak.

@michaelflynn5123

Hugo Keenan played against Ulster week before final ! First time he has ever played in ravenhill ! First team not allowed to play away from home if there a chance they could lose ! Oh we lost because it was the b team

Why can’t you see ! Play your best team in the final ! What about the games leading up to the final! You have to play week after week to be ready for the big games! Oh they played ospreys couple weeks before the final! Last 3 years same thing

Leinster haven’t been put under pressure all year La Rochelle where lucky to get out of there group Northampton didn’t turn up on the day ! First team not allowed to play in south Africa! We’re under no pressure all year! Weren’t battle hardened! Munster would get 3 players on the Leinster team! But I think they would have beaten Toulouse! But then again they can leave home and fight

So…Munster would have beaten Toulouse?  Because they can ‘leave home and fight’?  And…how would they have gotten the chance to beat Toulouse?  By leaving home, fighting, and defeating Northampton.  How did they get on? 😜

If you ever see an online contribution that seems worthy of inclusion here, by all means do share.


“SVNS” UPDATE

Under the new series format, this weekend’s sevens event will actually decide the overall champions of the circuit.  I know many don’t like that but I for one don’t mind.  If nothing else it will be a good experience for both Irish teams as they prepare for the Olympics.  With the tournament in Spain the kickoff times are definitely more friendly for Irish viewers for sure and of course there will be no easy matches.

I made my reservations on Hugo Keenan’s involvement clear on these pages already so no need to go over them again – he’s in the squad now and he will of course be a massive boost for our chances and I look forward to cheering on both teams over the weekend.

MADRID (FINALS)

IRISH POOL FIXTURES

FRI MAY 31

12:51PM – WOMEN V AUSTRALIA

1:37PM – MEN V SOUTH AFRICA

SAT JUNE 1

11AM – WOMEN V FRANCE

12:06PM – MEN V FIJI

2:05PM – WOMEN V FIJI

3:11PM – MEN V NEW ZEALAND


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Not sure how to word this point without making it look like I’m getting some consolation from it, but I assure you I’m not – I’d say the last place ROG would want to be heading this weekend is to a Toulouse town celebrating a sixth star.  That said, he might equally view it as an opportunity to catch them on the hop and in a season where Leinster got the LAR monkey off our back and Toulouse did likewise with us, maybe this is just the weekend for him to end his recent run of poor results against ‘les rouge at noir’.  Meanwhile the scramble to make the top 6 remains interesting with everyone down to Lyon in 12th mathematically still in the running by the looks of it, and 6th placed Racing v 7th place Pau the pick of the bunch this weekend.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND



Round 25

SAT JUNE 1

PERPIGNAN V BORDEAUX

OYONNAX V BAYONNE

CASTRES V STADE FRANÇAIS 

MONTPELLIER V LYON

RACING 92 V PAU

SUN JUNE 2

TOULON V CLÉRMONT

TOULOUSE V LA ROCHELLE


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

While Northampton and Bath should by rights be the favourites, I have to say I don’t know how to call these semifinals, both could be close although you’d have to assume the home advantage should win out in each case.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND


PLAYOFFS

FRI MAY 31

NORTHAMPTON V SARACENS

SAT JUNE 1

BATH V SALE SHARKS


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

As poor an all as the Crusaders’ form has been all season, with 8 of the 12 clubs making the playoffs, I have always maintained that it would be mad to rule them out completely until they mathematically can’t win yet another title and having defeated the table topping Blues last weekend, there’s every chance they could face the Auckland lads again in the quarterfinals.  They’ll need to beat Moana in Round 15 and hope both the Drua and Western Force slip up, but none of that is impossible.   Meanwhile the race for that top seed between the Blues and the Hurricanes should be interesting, both are at home in the final round but against fellow NZ franchises so no easy wins there.

ROUND 14

CHIEFS 17-20 HURRICANES

BRUMBIES 53-17 REBELS

MOANA PASIFIKA 27-12 WARATAHS

CRUSADERS 29-27 BLUES

REDS 59-13 WESTERN FORCE

HIGHLANDERS 39-3 FIJIAN DRUA



ROUND 15

FRI MAY 31

CRUSADERS V MOANA PASIFIKA

WARATAHS V REDS

SAT JUN 1

FIJIAN DRUA V REBELS

HURRICANES V HIGHLANDERS

BLUES V CHIEFS

WESTERN FORCE V BRUMBIES


JAPAN LEAGUE ONE UPDATE

I had hoped to catch the Grand Final but needless to say after Saturday I wasn’t exactly in a place where watching any more rugby was on my radar but it sounds like an enthralling match with the seemingly invincible Wild Knights falling short against Richie Mo’unga’s Brave Lupus.  Here’s the video if you want a look yourself.


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Another defeat for my adopted MLR team the Chicago Hounds this week, they definitely seem to need the week off in the next round so they can prepare for the push to the playoffs.  Miami’s shock win over New England makes things tight at the top of the Eastern Conference while out west, it’s still Houston and Seattle battling it out.

ROUND 13

SEATTLE 26-24 OLD GLORY DC

MIAMI 15-13 NEW ENGLAND

CHICAGO 13-25 NOLA GOLD

LOS ANGELES 19-27 SAN DIEGO



ROUND 14

SUN JUNE 2

OLD GLORY V ANTHEM RC

NOLA GOLD V HOUSTON

UTAH V SAN DIEGO

NEW ENGLAND V DALLAS

LOS ANGELES V MIAMI


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

I came from way behind to lift the title last season but I really don’t fancy my chances of doing it again this time around.  In fact if I’m not careful I could drop as far as 7th, though that would still spare me from having to sport The Jersey of Shame.  Looks like a straight fight betwen Kino and Kristian with just 15 matches left to predict, 8 of which are this coming weekend.


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Very much looking forward to returning to the RDS on Friday and hopefully the boys in blue can help ease the pain from last weekend.  We’ll have our preview pod for the Connacht match on Thursday afternoon, then our wrap pod is to hopefully introduce a new Harpin contributor, please do stay tuned and join in the conversation in any way you can.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP

80+ column : May 22


On this week’s column…

🏉 NUCIFORA’S LEGACY

🏉 TOULOUSE’S PLAN TO WIN

🏉 TONY O’REILLY RIP

🏉 YET MORE HOGGWASHING

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 QUICK TAP – FINAL WEEK

🏉 LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE/LONDON 23

🏉 KEEN ON SEVENS

🏉 URC POSSIBLE TWEAKS

🏉 SUPER SUGGESTION?

🏉 JIMMY G 500

🏉 SIMON SAYS ENOUGH

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl IRISH SHIELD &🔝🐱🐴] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

Is it just me, or for the majority of us – if we failed at nearly 50% of our job for a decade, we would be considered unfit for the role?

What HAS David Nucifora ever done for Irish rugby…

IrishWomen’s Rugby SC Substack

JLP : When I saw the headline for this article in the Irish Times I immediately thought “fluff piece”, admittedly without reading it since they made it “subscriber only” but it wasn’t a great leap to work out it was overwhelmingly positive about his time at the IRFU.  I considered writing a counter article myself until I found out via a substack subscription to friend-of-the-pod IrishWomensSC that it had already been done for me.  It’s quite simple.  He took the job overseeing ALL of Irish rugby in June 2014.  Just a couple of months late, the Irish women reach a World Cup semifinal.  Jump ahead to 2023 and while the men may not have yet done the same, they are still winning Grand Slams, reaching number 1 in the rankings and ticking other long-standing “never done” boxes while the women sunk to missing a World Cup altogether and finishing rock bottom of the Six Nations.  Has there been something of a rebound since those depths? Yes.  But it’s all part of his legacy and for me the IT article cannot be appreciated without reading the IWSC one for context.  

If you follow the link to her substack please subscribe and support her work if you can.

UPDATE – Just as I’m posting this column news is emerging about a new IRFU funding model, I won’t have time to study it properly so I’ll try to have a better critique by next week.


“…we’re a different team than we were three years ago and four years ago, and we keep getting better.”

Emmanuel Meafou and Toulouse on revenge mission against Leinster

Neil Treacy – RTÉ.ie

JLP : This 80+ column is meant to cover topics outside of Leinster rugby but when there’s a major final on the horizon a story or two is bound to creep in.  And one of the biggest narratives leading into Saturday’s clash of the European titans is that Leinster have owned Toulouse on the last number of meetings, but given how we have handled La Rochelle’s ‘owning’ of us this season, it’s pretty clear that things can change and they are bound to be highly motivated, especially when you factor in Ireland’s BP win in France too.


O’Reilly might have reached even loftier heights in the game had his burgeoning business career not intervened at the age of 26

Tony O’Reilly: the Lions cub who earned place in Irish sporting folklore

Robert Kitson – The Guardian

JLP : Have to admit my knowledge on this Irish rugby great wasn’t what it should have been, and articles like this one helped bring me up to speed after his sad passing.


Hogg, 31, who has been blighted by legal and personal problems since walking away from the sport at the end of last season

Stuart Hogg in talks with Gallagher Premiership club

Neil Fissler – RugbyPass.com

JLP : Look – whether he resumes his playing career is totally between himself and any club who wishes to avail of his services, but the framing in that quote???  “He has been blighted” suggests the whole thing is being done to him.  I’m not going to list all the accusations against him here but I reckon Mr Fissler could have, as it would definitely bring proper context to the article.


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

The pecking order at outhalf post Sexton seems a little clearer now but does it give comfort to fans?

Leinster signings, re-signings and depth for the future

OverTheHillProp

JLP : Easy choice for COTWA this week.  And I don’t necessarily mean it in a bad way, like I have said before, the “Anyone But Leinster” narrative is absolutely fine once everyone appreciates it exists.  If nothing else articles like this one from OTHP are good when it comes to “keeping Leinster honest” and he does make good points.  It’s the timing that earns the clickbait tag for me since it was posted knowing a full week of social media posts from Leinster fans looking forward to a major final was imminent.


WRAP OF A WRAP

I keep forgetting to mention our preview in this column – I suppose that since we are looking ahead to a match in the video and by the time I write this the match has been done and dusted, it’s easy to forget but those videos, mostly featuring Keego, are a vital part of our weekly content and the viewing figures have improved steadily in the last couple of years.

The latest wrap pod featured Mark Jackson and Jay Long and while we altered the format after the defeats in South Africa recently, we managed to stick to the status quo for this one and the lads did an excellent job.

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.


QUICK TAP : FINAL WEEK

All I’ll say along with this video is…changing the tops a gagillion times?  Totally worth it. Ahem.

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LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Slightly different update section this week – we harped on a possible matchday 23 in our chat at the end of our wrap pod and it featured in our YouTube video so I have added it here.

Harpin’ matchday 23 v Toulouse : see video below


OFFICIAL LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

James Ryan: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from an arm injury.

Hugo Keenan: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from a hip injury.

Will Connors: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from a minor injury.

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Garry Ringrose: will continue to be assessed this week for a shoulder injury before a final decision is made on his involvement against Toulouse.

Tommy O’Brien: picked up a hamstring injury against Ulster and will be further assessed this week before a final decision is made on selection this week.

Charlie Ngatai: picked up a shoulder injury against Ulster and will be further assessed this week before a final decision is made on selection this week.

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

N/A

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

Liam Turner (arm), Lee Barron (shoulder), Alex Soroka (foot).


URC IRISH SHIELD UPDATE

So Ulster’s win does put them in pole position for the first “proper” Irish Shield (in past seasons although Leinster won it the table was based on ALL results unlike this season which is just on the interpros), but if Leinster can max out a win against the Westies in the final match, Richie Murphy’s men will probably have to win in Thomond Park to lift the trophy.  Not saying they can’t do it but it definitely won’t be easy given the form Munster are in.

NOV 4 CONNACHT 22-20 ULSTER

NOV 10 ULSTER 21-14 MUNSTER

NOV 25 LEINSTER 21-16 MUNSTER

DEC 2 CONNACHT 22-24 LEINSTER

DEC 22 ULSTER 20-19 CONNACHT

DEC 26 MUNSTER 3-9 LEINSTER

JAN 1 CONNACHT 22-9 MUNSTER

JAN 1 LEINSTER 21-22 ULSTER

MAY 11 MUNSTER 47-12 CONNACHT

MAY 18 ULSTER 23-21  LEINSTER



MAY 31 LEINSTER V CONNACHT

JUNE 1 MUNSTER V ULSTER


KEEN ON SEVENS

I’m adding this story after originally posting as I have just learned of it, apparently Hugo Keenan is to “do a Duponte” and join the Irish 7s squad for the Olympics.

From an Irish fan’s point of view and purely looking at the event itself, this is obviously excellent news and it greatly increases our chances of a medal.

However, overall my views on this are complicated. I can hardly change my opinion when it came to Antoine Duponte’s addition to the French set up. For one thing, this “ringer adding” takes a slot away from a squad member who helped the team qualify in the first place. Plus, much like AD, being with the squad will hurt a XVs team in that it seems Hugo will be unavailable for Leinster’s URC playoff push.

For me this goes against everything that rugby is meant to be. Sevens is great, of that there is no doubt, and I have given both Irish programmes full coverage and support on these pages. And the Olympics is not only a special event in its own right but it also offers a unique opportunity to showcase rugby in general so I get that having some XVs stars in there helps with that.

But still, I’m not a fan of this. For what it’s worth.

MAKING THE BEST LEAGUE EVEN BETTER

Yes, I am totally on board with all the “URC=Best League” hype, I just have a couple of teeny tiny quibbles on the format, do bear with me.

The first has to do with the criteria they use for separating teams level on points at the end of the regular season.


Having “matches won” as the number one tiebreaker is brilliant.  Can’t fault it being there.  I would definitely rank a team who had reached its points total by wins ahead of one that had accumulated bonus points.  HOWEVER – why isn’t “most draws” in second place on this list?  Surely a team with, say, 10 wins an 1 draw has a better record than one with 10 wins and 0 draws, yet if that team with 0 draws has a better PD they’ll get the higher position?  I hope it never becomes decisive between qualifying and not for any team, and I don’t see that happening this season, but I still think it’s a tweak that needs to be made.

Another finicky point I have is with the final round being all derby matches.  Three of the four “Shields” involve 4 teams that are governed by the one union and since the final round can be critical in deciding where the quarterfinals will be staged (remember…these matches are extra revenue-generators), for me anyway we don’t want any nation to be in a position where “producing” a particular result to help bring that QF into their jurisdiction might be possible.  To be clear – I’m not suggesting any union would even consider that, it’s just ideally we’d like to avoid making it possible and cross-shield Round 18 matches would definitely help.


SUPER IDEA?

When it comes to Welsh Rugby, one thing is clear – they HAVE to do something to fix what’s wrong.  And their latest attempt seems to be the formation of a tournament called “Super Rygbi Cymru” to exist between club and regional level, and the reaction of the ever critical ‘Welsh Rugby X’ contingent has been, well, predictable.  I’m not one to judge (although perhaps the “Super” branding might be a stretch?) and all I can say is that I really hope it achieves its goals, which I would have thought was mending fences between clubs, regions and WRU while at the same time raising the standard for the prospects making their way to the top.  Thing is though…all involved HAVE to give it time, as in MORE than one full season and I’m not sure all involved, including the media, can do that.


JIMMY G 500

Given his time at Leinster was during the Matt O’Connor era, one Leinster fans are keen to forget, this news may have missed a lot of fans but I for one can’t help but see his 500th appearance as an amazing achievement for any rugby professional.  Besides, if a drop goal against Toulon had gone the other side of the post (and to this day I’m STILL not 100% sure it didn’t) then we may be having completely different conversations about Leinster’s history today.


SIMON SAYS ENOUGH

“For almost fifteen years Simon Zebo has been the embodiment of all this is good in Munster Rugby. That’s why he will be missed.”The Z Factor by Caolan Scully

I never had a problem with Simon Zebo and there has been no doubting his talent. But going by his social media offerings he has always had a problem with Leinster. To be fair, I reckon he’s taken a lot of shite coming in the other direction but so do a lot of public figures. Anyway – I do wish him all the best for his future but when it comes to offering a full reaction following his retirement announcement I reckon it’s best to hand it over to a Munster fan, in this case Caolán Scully.

🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Toulouse, even depleted, won in round 24 to remained top while condemning Montpellier to a relegation playoff, and Stade F outlasted Bordeaux to put them on the brink of a guaranteed semifinal slot.  ROG’s La Rochelle always seem to get a win just at the right time to keep them in the top 6 although their Round 25 trip to Toulouse won’t be easy whatever happens in London the week before.

Round 24

MONTPELLIER 22-29 TOULOUSE

BAYONNE 23-20 PERPIGNAN

OYONNAX 17-27 TOULON

CLÉRMONT 36-20 CASTRES

LYON 20-14 RACING 92

LA ROCHELLE 25-23 PAU

STADE FRANÇAIS 22-18 BORDEAUX



Round 25

SAT JUNE 1

PERPIGNAN V BORDEAUX

OYONNAX V BAYONNE

CASTRES V STADE FRANÇAIS 

MONTPELLIER V LYON

RACING 92 V PAU

TOULON V CLÉRMONT

TOULOUSE V LA ROCHELLE


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

Looking at Northampton and Gloucester’s results this week you wouldn’t be sure which of them won 90-0 the previous weekend but both were virtually guaranteed their final positions, although the more Bath increased their lead the more that could have changed.  We are now left with two very intriguing semifinals…the smart money would be a repeat of Bath/Saints in the final but you’d rule out Sale & Sarries at your peril.

ROUND 18

BATH 43-12 NORTHAMPTON

GLOUCESTER 54-14 NEWCASTLE

HARLEQUINS 28-53 BRISTOL BEARS

LEICESTER TIGERS 40-22 EXETER CHIEFS

SARACENS 10-20 SALE SHARKS



PLAYOFFS

FRI MAY 31

NORTHAMPTON V SARACENS

SAT JUNE 1

BATH V SALE SHARKS


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

The way Crusaders fell to their latest defeat, seen in x clip below,  might be described as “bad luck” but given their overall campaign so far I’m not so sure.  And their schedule doesn’t get any easier with the league leading Blues coming to town next weekend.  Meanwhile the Hurricanes jumped into a 19-0 lead over Moana P only to be pegged back to an 8-point victory, providing a perfect example as to why the “score 3+ tries more than your opposition” is a much better way to earn a BP than “simply scoring 4 tries”.

ROUND 13

HURRICANES 32-24 MOANA PASIFIKA

REBELS 23-26 CHIEFS

FIJIAN DRUA 28-19 REDS

BRUMBIES 31-24 CRUSADERS

BLUES 47-13 HIGHLANDERS

WESTERN FORCE 27-7 WARATAHS



ROUND 14

FRI MAY 24

CHIEFS V HURRICANES

BRUMBIES V REBELS

SAT MAY 25

MOANA PASIFIKA V WARATAHS

CRUSADERS V BLUES

REDS V WESTERN FORCE

HIGHLANDERS V FIJIAN DRUA


JAPAN LEAGUE ONE UPDATE

The games were closer than expected but the semifinals produced the expected championship game with Wild Knights facing Brave Lupus in the early hours of Sunday morning.

SEMIFINALS

WILD KNIGHTS 20-17 CANON EAGLES

TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS 28-20 SUNTORY SUNGOLIATH

FINAL

SUN MAY 26

WILD KNIGHTS V TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Another narrow defeat for my adopted team the Chicago Hounds, although a one point loss to high flying Houston isn’t the worst outcome.  They drop to 3rd but can move back up with a win against the Gold next weekend. The SaberCats and the New England Free Jacks are still the conference leaders.

ROUND 12

ANTHEM RC 29-33 LOS ANGELES

HOUSTON 23-22 CHICAGO

NOLA GOLD 21-14 UTAH

SAN DIEGO 23-24 NEW ENGLAND

DALLAS 14-7 SEATTLE



ROUND 13

SAT MAY 25

SEATTLE V OLD GLORY DC

SUN MAY 26

MIAMI V NEW ENGLAND

CHICAGO V NOLA GOLD

LOS ANGELES V SAN DIEGO


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

I forgot to mention this last week, probably because I was so embarrassed I tried to scrub it from my memory…every Friday I send a WhatsApp reminder to everyone in the HPL so they remember to make their SuperBru predictions, only in the last round, I proceeded to forget myself to do the two URC matches on that Friday evening.  O, the slagging I got, and of course, it continued the following Friday.  Obviously that didn’t do my chances of moving back up the league any good and as you can see, it still looks like a two-horse race between Kino and Kristian.


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

All that’s left now is Final Week.  We plan to have Keego AND Kino on our preview show this Friday, as well as some special pre-final offerings from all of our contributors, then we’re going to leave the wrap pod recording until the Monday night as Tom will be travelling back from London to give a full report on the atmosphere and such.  Hopefully we won’t mind the wait for the right reasons…

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : May 15


On this week’s column…

🏉 GOOD, BAD & UGLY NEWS FOR ULSTER

🏉 LAW CHANGE PROPOSALS

🏉 POST-RUGBY CAREERS

🏉 GAME PAUSED (STILL)

🏉 ROG LIVID (COTW)

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 LEINSTER’S IDEAL 10

🏉 QUICK TAP – CRICKET SCORES

🏉 THANK YOU LOCKY

🏉 BEST SPREADSHEET FOR BEST LEAGUE

🏉 LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl IRISH SHIELD &🔝🐱🐴] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

Murphy will be without five of the starters from that game at the RDS.

Ulster’s Henderson and Hume to miss rest of season

BBC.co.uk

JLP : Some good, bad and extremely ugly news for Ulster during the week…obviously Richie Murphy being made permanent coach is a positive step in the right direction for all involved but for that to be followed up by such devastating injury news really has to hurt (and trust me I take no pleasure in typing any of that) making their task all the more difficult at the weekend.  I still reckon it would be very unwise to underestimate them in the Kingspan, of course…


I’m not convinced that this package is anywhere near as robust as it should be.

Let’s stop the law tinkering – safety issues apart

Owen Doyle – Irish Times

JLP : World Rugby announced a rake of law tweaks and trials last week.  Safe to say there is a lot to unpack but most of the attention seems to be going to the taking away of the scrum as an option for a free kick and, as ever, that 20-minute red card.  For the former, I see the desire to cut the time down but I reckon it would be better to try and speed up the set piece itself rather than limit the amount of times they set.  My suggestion is an extra official in the TMO box, ideally a retired pro front rower.  On the 20 minute red, well, I have harped several times on this, no point harpin any more, it’s madness to my eyes yet seemingly essential to the southern hemisphere so we are where we are.


Building a sustainable post-rugby career involves more than just the skills acquired on the field

Navigating Career Paths: The Transition Journey for Rugby Union Players

Joe Sheppard – RuckThis.ie

JLP : We recently introduced you to the RuckThis site and here’s a good article penned by Joe ‘Big Joe Shep’ Sheppard, it does exactly what it says on the tin/in the headline.


The reason given for the persistent delays was issues with licensing and player likenesses

‘Rugby 24’ Developers Give Insight Into Delays To Game Release

Eoin Harrington – Balls.ie

JLP : I’m not at all a gamer, though not because it’s not right up my alley (I can assure you 15 year old me is furious about this) it’s more that I just don’t have the time necessary to become halfway decent at any of the amazing sophisticated offerings out there today.  But I have to say I’m fascinated by the ongoing saga over the production of a rugby simulation.  Since the heyday of Rugby 08 and Jonah Lomu nobody seems to have come close to offering an alternative to compare.  How much of the failure is due to an inability to get the graphics etc just right and how much is down to inability to secure the rights to all the players from all the teams in all the leagues remains to be seen I guess, but while it would obviously never reach the heights and sales of something like Madden or FIFA/FC, you’d think there would be enough of a demand to warrant at least a new version every couple of years.


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

“We were punished by players who have crucial responsibilities in this team.  I will not give names.”

The shocking rugby howler that’s left Ronan O’Gara livid

Dylan James – WalesOnline

JLP : Not all my clickbait awards will necessarily be for bad reasons, sometimes the headline needs that extra bit of spice to catch your eye. I mean…it is true that Aldritt’s howler was worthy enough of attention all on it’s own given who he is but adding in the reaction of his coach gives the story that extra, eh, je ne sais quoi? 


WRAP OF A WRAP

Had a late withdrawal (matron!) from the pod on Sunday evening so it would have been unfair to ask someone to prepare to review half the Ospreys match but thankfully Ciarán Duffy agreed to join the second half of the recording while I took over responsibility for reviewing the 2nd & 4th quarters.  If I do say myself I thought it went pretty well, in fact I might do the reviewing duties again for the Ulster match next weekend.  Anyway, like I said Ciarán joined us to restore the triumvirate for our YouTube recording which involved final thoughts from the match plus a couple of other topics like Leinster’s 10 and a possible selection for Belfast…

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.


QUICK TAP : CRICKET SCORES

The European rugby calendar issue has been without doubt my biggest bugbear over the 15+ years of the existence of Harpin On Rugby.  It really annoys me how coaches are forced to pick and choose between two competitions in their selections week to week, and you could say Leinster have suffered from this more than most as we are consistently heavily involved on two fronts going into every month of May.  Anyway – Northampton’s big win over Gloucester gave me my latest excuse to harp on this as you can see in this week’s Quick Tap.


LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Hopefully Alex Soroka will forgive me for saying that this has been the best “No Further Update” portion of this segment in a long, long time!  May he too return to fitness before too long, but with big knockout games on the horizon no squad would have too much complaints about seeing the likes of Hugo Keenan, Garry Ringrose and James Ryan get closer to some game time.  I have a feeling we won’t see Ringer for until the URC playoffs at earliest so I’ve tried to make my selection show the best balance between the rights amount of cotton wool, getting some rugby into the legs of the returnees and keeping some of the London starters active.

Harpin’ matchday 23 v Ospreys

Keenan, J O’Brien, T O’Brien, Ngatai, Russell, H Byrne, McGrath

Healy, Kelleher, Ala’alatoa, Molony (c), Jenkins, Connors, Penny, Deegan

Sheehan, Porter, Clarkson, Ryan, Doris, Foley, Prendergast, J Osborne

NB : the above matchday 23s are completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley


OFFICIAL LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Tommy O’Brien: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from a hamstring injury

James Ryan: is expected to return to full training this week ahead of the game against Ulster this weekend

Hugo Keenan: is expected to return to full training this week ahead of the game against Ulster this weekend

Will Connors: is expected to return to full training this week having been a late withdrawal from the team to play Ospreys at the weekend as a precaution

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Garry Ringrose: will continue to be assessed this week for a shoulder injury before a final decision is made on his involvement against Ulster

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Liam Turner: picked up an arm injury last week at training and will not be available for selection this week

Lee Barron: picked up a shoulder injury in South Africa and had a procedure last week which will rule him out for the remainder of the season  

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

Alex Soroka (foot)

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URC IRISH SHIELD UPDATE

You definitely don’t need me to scribble anything to point out the importance of the match in Belfast when it comes to the Irish Shield, the standings do that all on their own!!!  BP win for Leinster will wrap it up, although I’m not even remotely suggesting that will be easily done whatever about Ulster’s injury list!

NOV 4 CONNACHT 22-20 ULSTER

NOV 10 ULSTER 21-14 MUNSTER

NOV 25 LEINSTER 21-16 MUNSTER

DEC 2 CONNACHT 22-24 LEINSTER

DEC 22 ULSTER 20-19 CONNACHT

DEC 26 MUNSTER 3-9 LEINSTER

JAN 1 CONNACHT 22-9 MUNSTER

JAN 1 LEINSTER 21-22 ULSTER

MAY 11 MUNSTER 47-12 CONNACHT



MAY 18 ULSTER V LEINSTER

MAY 31 LEINSTER V CONNACHT

JUNE 1 MUNSTER V ULSTER


THANK YOU LOCKY

When I was putting together my suggested Leinster matchday 23 for Belfast at the weekend, I struggled a bit for a 13 since Liam Turner is injured and both Osborne & Henshaw could do with at least a half match break.  I settled on Tommy O’Brien as he has played there before but had he remained at Leinster another fine option would have been Rory O’Loughlin, in fact one of many fine moments he produced for Leinster was a try against Ulster, scored in a New Year’s fixture at the RDS when we actually won!

Sad to hear of his forced retirement, we of course wish him all the best in the future.


BEST SPREADSHEET FOR BEST LEAGUE

No better man than RugbyKino to come up with a spreadsheet that allows you to plug in all the permutations for the final two rounds of the URC to see how the playoffs might shape up, if you’re a fully fledged rugby nerd like myself you’ll have stopped reading this sentence by now and you’ve already clicked the link below and you;re admiring his handiwork but on the off chance you’re still reading, be sure to follow the instructions and let us know if you find any bugs… 

(PS working out that your team won’t win the title does NOT count as a ‘bug’)…

Click here to use the spreadsheet – just save a copy to your own account & plug in your predictions, it does the rest!


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

I said it last week – by rights Toulouse’s convincing win over Stade Français to put them on top of the league SHOULD be the big result from round 23 but even for this Leinster fan who probably should be keeping tabs on les ‘rouge et noir’, I can’t ignore La Rochelle’s latest defeat, a pretty heavy one away to Bordeaux in a match strewn with errors as has already been pointed out in the Front 5 above.  This leaves them in a precarious position when it comes to reaching the playoffs, and will definitely need a win at home this weekend to Pau who are right below them.  Definitely the match of the round this time though is Stade v Bordeaux, aka 2nd v 3rd, aka two teams coming off losses and vying for a semifinal spot.

Round 23

PERPIGNAN 28-35 CLÉRMONT

CASTRES 27-26 MONTPELLIER

PAU 39-17 OYONNAX

RACING 92 28-37 BAYONNE

TOULON 30-24 LYON

BORDEAUX 34-14 LA ROCHELLE

TOULOUSE 49-18 STADE FRANÇAIS 



Round 24

SAT MAY 18

MONTPELLIER V TOULOUSE

BAYONNE V PERPIGNAN

OYONNAX V TOULON

CLÉRMONT V CASTRES

LYON V RACING 92

LA ROCHELLE V PAU

SUN MAY 19

STADE FRANÇAIS V BORDEAUX


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

Already harped on the Northampton win, but even that didn’t quite clinch them top spot just yet, they’ll need to win at the Rec to secure top spot and Bath still have home semifinal hopes of their own and of the five matches in the final series this weekend, only Gloucester v Newcastle can be called a ‘dead rubber’.

ROUND 17

SALE SHARKS 31-22 LEICESTER TIGERS

NEWCASTLE 17-28 BATH

NORTHAMPTON 90-0 GLOUCESTER

BRISTOL 20-41 SARACENS

EXETER CHIEFS 58-26 HARLEQUINS



ROUND 18

SAT MAY 18

BATH V NORTHAMPTON

GLOUCESTER V NEWCASTLE

HARLEQUINS V BRISTOL BEARS

LEICESTER TIGERS V EXETER CHIEFS

SARACENS V SALE SHARKS


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

I managed to watch the top of the table clash between the Blues and the Hurricanes, mostly to mancrush on Jordie Barrett and he did play well but in a thriller of a match it was the Blues defence at the end that got them the win – Canes had a 5m tap n go with the clock counting down and got driven back on the very first play so it put the Auckland based franchise to the summit for now.  For the most part I felt their back row including Papali’i and Akira Ioane gave them the edge.  Meanwhile the Crusader lost AGAIN…that’s just 2 wins in 11 matches and a quarterfinal spot is actually starting to look very unlikely although I wouldn’t rule them out until it was mathematically possible.  A win in Canberra in the next round certainly wouldn’t hurt.  Blues have another home NZ derby while the Canes will hope to get back to winning ways in hosting Moana P.

ROUND 12

MOANA PASIFIKA 7-43 CHIEFS

REDS 26-22 REBELS

BLUES 31-27 HURRICANES

HIGHLANDERS 32-29 CRUSADERS

WARATAHS 21-29 BRUMBIES

WESTERN FORCE 48-10 FIJIAN DRUA



ROUND 13

FRI MAY 17

HURRICANES V MOANA PASIFIKA

REBELS V CHIEFS

SAT MAY 18

FIJIAN DRUA V REDS

BRUMBIES V CRUSADERS

BLUES V HIGHLANDERS

WESTERN FORCE V WARATAHS


JAPAN LEAGUE ONE UPDATE

Semifinals time this weekend, though we should probably expect a Wild Knights v Brave Lupus final.  Matches are to be shown live on RugbyPass AFAIK.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND


SEMIFINALS

MAY 18

WILD KNIGHTS V CANON EAGLES

MAY 19

TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS V SUNTORY SUNGOLIATH


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Chicago’s impressive run came to a halt as Old Glory pipped them by a point, with Dave Kearney getting a start.   The Hounds are still very much in the playoff hunt but they won’t find it easy next weekend as they travel to Western conference leading Houston.  New England remain top of the East but they too have a trickey western assignment next in San Diego.

ROUND 11

ANTHEM RC 15-38 HOUSTON

DALLAS 26-29 LOS ANGELES

NOLA GOLD 32-31 SEATTLE

CHICAGO 21-22 OLD GLORY

MIAMI 20-19 UTAH



ROUND 12

SAT MAY 19

ANTHEM RC V LOS ANGELES

HOUSTON V CHICAGO

NOLA GOLD V UTAH

SAN DIEGO V NEW ENGLAND

SUN MAY 20

DALLAS V SEATTLE


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

My performance in this season’s HPL now comes with a soundtrack, namely “Freefallin” by Tom Petty.  Seems like five minutes ago I was comfortably in front and shameless bragging about it as though Mocker Gods didn’t exist…well, I’ve paid the price and don’t be surprised if I fall further!!! Meanwhile the top spot changed yet again as Kristian jumped over Kino. 


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Ulster up next, we’ll have a preview with Keego on Friday then a wrap with Jay Long and possibly an Ulster fan recording Sunday evening.  Do join us if you can and also keep up with all our usual content around the ruggersphere.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : May 1


On this week’s column…

🏉 WHO’S BEING ARROGANT?

🏉 CORY HEATHER RIP

🏉 CELTIC CHALLENGE EXPANDS

🏉 ONLINE HARASSMENT

🏉 CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 LIMITED TIME OFFERS

🏉 IRELAND QUALIFIED FOR RWC2025

🏉 LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl 🔝🐱🐴 & AIL] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

“…probably 12 out of the 23 when I shook the hands told me, ‘See you guys in the final’.”

South Africa Star Reveals ‘Arrogant’ Comments From Ireland Players After World Cup Meeting

Gary Connaughton – Balls.ie

JLP : Now of course I can see how that looks not only arrogant but also misguided given how the tournament panned out but I’ll still push back a little bit if I may…let’s look at the context here.  The Irish players were allegedly saying this just moments after a classic low scoring battle between two of the world’s top teams.  Any chance the comment might be simply taken at face value as a compliment?  Yes, maybe a touch of arrogance on our part, but also conveying a sense that we believe you guys will also reach the final?  Oh and another thing…Etzebeth is reacting to the Irish side of things but doesn’t see too much wrong in the suggestion that his side would reach the final?  So if that’s so, was it just the Irish players who were arrogant?  I mean – obviously the way things turned out it would have been justified in the Springboks’ case but again we’re talking about how things stood at the time after that one particular match.


Cory Heather died after suffering a head knock while playing for Beachlands Maraetai against Patumāhoe at Te Puru Park on Saturday.

Cory Heather, Beachlands Maraetai rugby player who died after tackle, remembered by family as devoted father, treasured son

Raphael Franks – NZ Herald (via MSN)

JLP : Absolutely tragic story of course, and it should only serve to redouble the efforts the game has made to make the game as safe as possible.  And as @ProgressiveRugby points out below, the language we use for incidents like this can definitely play a factor 


the 2024/25 competition will continue its expansion…which will see the six teams play five home and five away fixtures each

Celtic Challenge Returns with Expanded Competition Format 

IrishRugby.ie

JLP : I’d always rather defer to the likes of @IrishWomens on these matters and she outlines the pros and cons in these posts.  For my part I’d agree this is mostly a positive development, and they have done well do move slowly with the development of the competition from year to year.  On the clubs issue, I still believe it wasn’t a complete case of failing the clubs in this instance since they had to work with other unions to bring this competition about and the clubs had been calling out for more fixtures, but hopefully with the advance notice the clubs will be able to be prepared on the personnel front.  When it comes to the CC comp itself, I would hope that eventually Ireland will be able to field all four provinces rather than these two contrived franchises but I do appreciate that logistically that will take some doing.


A year ago today, I discovered someone had set up two accounts on X…with the sole intention of abusing and harassing me and my family.

The Tea : My story about online harassment, defamation and sexual harassment

Irish Women’s Rugby Supporters’ Club

JLP : In the slot above you see @IrishWomens doing what she does best, ie put forward a realistic comparison between the status quo in the women’s game in Ireland and how it should be.  Hopefully the public’s reaction to her would be nothing less than full support but as you can tell from this brave article in some quarters it was been anything but.  And it’s not like this one guy is the only one to give her negative mysoginistic feedback either, although obviously his is the worst.  Please have a read and be sure to follow her Substack as well for some excellent isights as to what is happening at all levels of the women’s game.


***CLICKBAIT OF THE WEEK AWARD***

Despite initial doubts surrounding his proposed move to Montpellier, recent reports suggest such concerns have been dispelled.

Update has been given on Billy Vunipola’s proposed move to Montpellier following arrest

Ruck.co.uk

JLP : From now I’ve decided to use this 5th and final slot in my Front5 segment for my Clickbait Of The Week Award, one which I hope no online publication would actually want to win although you wouldn’t be sure.  For obvious reasons I don’t see the need to actually include a link for this one, as my choice of quote has answered the unnecessary question posed by the headline.


WRAP OF A WRAP

It’s important to remember we only started doing the wrap pods at the start of the 2022/23 season, when by the middle of April both Leinster and Ireland had won all of their matches so let’s just say it took a while to get the hang of organising a show around a defeat, and it’s not that we personally do want to harp on those matches it’s more like we’re pretty sure our core listeners don’t want to hear a deep dive into a disaster.  But the shows already go on regardless, albeit with a slightly different format.

This time I was joined by Ciarán Duffy & Jay Long and we quickly went back over the Cape Town catastrophe, before thankfully having something good to harp on when it came to the Irish women’s success in Belfast before looking ahead to the big semifinal at Croke Park.  All in all I reckon the lads did a bang up job.

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.


QUICK TAP : LIMITED TIME OFFERS

This week’s Quick Tap TikTok (recorded later than usual) pretty much speaks for itself, although I have added one decent suggestion of a fix to the Law anomaly I’m harpin on…

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Check out our latest 80+ column at harpinonrugby.com where there’s a decent suggestion for a Law change that might fix this issue…

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LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Brilliant news of course on Messrs O’Brien & Ringrose but is it worth throwing them in to Leinster’s Champions Cup semifinal squad on their first matches back?  I’m leaning no for both of them, especially if Hugo Keenan is fit to play – if not, then Ringrose could wear 23 but 

Harpin’ matchday 23 v Northampton

Keenan, Lowe, Henshaw, J Osborne, Larmour, R Byrne, Gibson-Park

Porter, Sheehan, Furlong, J McCarthy, Jenkins, Baird, van der Flier, Doris (c)

Kelleher, Healy, Ala’alatoa, Molony, Conan, McGrath, H Byrne, Frawley

NB : the above matchday 23s are completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley

INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Jimmy O’Brien: will return to full training this week after his return from a neck injury.

Garry Ringrose: will return to full training this week after his return from a shoulder injury.

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Hugo Keenan: has stepped up his training programme and will be further assessed this week for a hip injury before a final decision is made on availability.

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

N/A

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

James Ryan (arm), Tommy O’Brien (hamstring) and Alex Soroka (foot)


WOMEN’S SIX NATIONS

As I hinted earlier we weren’t exactly keen to harp so much on Leinster’s latest outing so this brilliant win by the Irish women was just the ticket and we also got a special report from Tom Coleman who was there in Belfast to witness it all.

ROUND FIVE

WALES 22-20 ITALY

IRELAND 15-12 SCOTLAND

FRANCE 21-42 ENGLAND



“SVNS” UPDATE

It’s the final leg of the “regular season” in Singapore this weekend, then the top 8 move on to the playoffs in Madrid at the end of the month.  Ireland seem to be comfortably through in both genders though obviously it won’t hurt to have a decent showing this weekend.  As ever you can watch back all the action via RugbyPass TV even if you miss the kickoffs at unseemly hours.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND



Under the new model, HSBC SVNS 2024 features seven regular season events plus a Grand Final. The top eight placed teams based on cumulative series points at the conclusion of the seventh round in Singapore will secure their opportunity to compete in the new ‘winner takes all’ Grand Final in Madrid, where the women’s and men’s HSBC SVNS 2024 champions will be crowned.

Madrid will also play host to the high stakes relegation play-off competition where teams ranked ninth to 12th will join the top four teams from the World Rugby Sevens Challenger, with the top four placed teams securing their place on HSBC SVNS 2025.


NEXT IN THE SERIES…

SINGAPORE 7S

FRI MAY 3

4:44AM – WOMEN V CANADA

6:36AM – MEN V GREAT BRITAIN

10:21AM – WOMEN V NEW ZEALAND

11:54AM – IRELAND V USA

SAT MAY 4

4:44AM – WOMEN V SPAIN

6:37AM – MEN V FIJI

MADRID (FINALS) MAY 31-JUN 2


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Standout scoreline has to be Clérmont’s hammering of league leaders Stade Français, even when you allow for the fact that Stade would have one eye on the trip to Toulouse in the next round, it still shows that ASM really seem to be turning things around and might be favourites for the Challenge Cup.  Toulouse for their part both closed the gap at the top and opened one up between them and 3rd as they dispatched Racing while La Rochelle kept themselves in the barrage picture with a win over Toulon, although they’ve Bordeaux away next.  Montpellier’s defeat at home to USAP certainly won’t ease they’re relegation worries.

Round 22

TOULOUSE 32-12 RACING 92

BAYONNE 15-34 BORDEAUX

OYONNAX 22-19 CASTRES

LYON 38-20 PAU

MONTPELLIER 20-25 PERPIGNAN

CLÉRMONT 41-18 STADE FRANÇAIS 

LA ROCHELLE 27-17 TOULON



Round 23

SAT MAY 11

PERPIGNAN V CLÉRMONT

CASTRES V MONTPELLIER

PAU V OYONNAX

RACING 92 V BAYONNE

TOULON V LYON

BORDEAUX V LA ROCHELLE

SUN MAY 12

TOULOUSE V STADE FRANÇAIS 


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

I don’t see anyone in the English media complaining about Northampton resting their players over the past couple of weeks ahead of their trip to Croker?  Funny that.  Anyway defeat to Quins at Twickenham didn’t knock them off the top although overall the top four slots are still all to play for in the final four rounds with seven still in the hunt, with Exeter v Quins arguably the biggest 10-pointer in the next round.

ROUND 16

BATH 12-15 SARACENS

LEICESTER 19-21 BRISTOL

HARLEQUINS 41-32 NORTHAMPTON

NEWCASTLE 14-35 SALE SHARKS

GLOUCESTER 17-38 EXETER CHIEFS



ROUND 17

FRI MAY 10

SALE SHARKS V LEICESTER TIGERS

NEWCASTLE V BATH

SAT MAY 11

NORTHAMPTON V GLOUCESTER

BRISTOL V SARACENS

EXETER CHIEFS V HARLEQUINS


AIL UPDATE 

Not a bad weekend for Munster Rugby all round, province makes it 10 points out of 10 on a RSA swing, then their clubs sweep all the decisive contests with Garryowen earning the right to join St Mary’s in Div 1A in the men’s, Cork Con defying cards of all colours to take Terenure’s AIL men’s crown, while UL Bohs deservedly won the women’s title although again I’ll question the wisdom of having their decider on the same weekend as the Six Nations.  

#SupportYourLocalClub

WOMEN’S AIL

FINAL

UL BOHS 48-38 RAILWAY UNION

MEN’S AIL 1A

CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL

TERENURE 22-33 CORK CON

PROMOTION PLAYOFFS FINAL

GARRYOWEN 34-3 OLD BELVEDERE


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

As disastrous a season as Crusaders have been having by their standards, would anyone even consider ruling them out of winning another title, even before their whitewashing of the Rebels?  Meanwhile the Hurricanes fell to their first loss of the season which makes the top of the table interesting for sure given the Blues edged out the Reds in a high scoring Brisbane thriller.

ROUND 10

CRUSADERS 39-0 REBELS

WARATAHS 22-38 CHIEFS

FIJIAN DRUA 24-17 MOANA PASIFIKA

BRUMBIES 27-19 HURRICANES

HIGHLANDERS 7-6 WESTERN FORCE

REDS 34-41 BLUES



ROUND 11

FRI MAY 3

HURRICANES V WARATAHS

REBELS V BLUES

SAT MAY 4

MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS

CRUSADERS V REDS

CHIEFS V WESTERN FORCE

BRUMBIES V FIJIAN DRUA


JAPAN LEAGUE ONE UPDATE

Only one round left before the playoffs, and although we know what the top four is going to be, there is an interesting match in Round 16 – if Canon Eagles can manage to beat the 100% Wild Knights they could actually avoid them in the semifinals.  One interesting feature of this league is the fact that as many as three teams get relegated and those positions seem to have been decided with one game to go.

ROUND 15

WILD KNIGHTS 33-24 KINETSU LINERS

TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS 36-27 SUNTORY SUNGOLIATH

KOBE STEEL 63-19 SHIZUOKA

TOYOTA VERBLITZ 35-31 CANON EAGLES

SPEARS KUBOTA 61-24 HONDA HEAT

MITSUBISHI 24-31 BLACK RAMS



ROUND 16

SAT MAY 4

HONDA HEAT V KOBE STEEL

CANON EAGLES V WILD KNIGHTS

SUN MAY 5

SUNTORY V SPEARS KUBOTA

KINTETSU LINERS V MITSUBISHI

SHIZUOKA V BRAVE LUPUS

BLACK RAMS V TOYOTA VERBLITZ


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

My adopted team for this season the Chicago Hounds, who have Dave Kearney, Nick McCarthy, Conall Boomer & Luke Carty in their ranks, had the week off and remain second in the East although their biggest test of the season will come on Sunday when they travel to the Free Jacks.  Much like last season Houston and Seattle are going neck and neck at the top of the West.

ROUND 9

UTAH 31-24 OLD GLORY

ANTHEM RC 5-40 NOLA GOLD

MIAMI 17-38 DALLAS

HOUSTON 33-0 SAN DIEGO

LOS ANGELES 12-34 NEW ENGLAND



ROUND 10

SAT MAY 4

SEATTLE V ANTHEM

OLD GLORY V MIAMI

SUN MAY 5

UTAH V HOUSTON

NEW ENGLAND V CHICAGO

SAN DIEGO V DALLAS


CHALLENGE CUP UPDATE

One South African team, one French, one Premiership, and one Italian.  Very very interesting set up for this competition and you could see any of them doing it.  And ironically the only team still in contention for domestic playoffs is the Italian team!  

SEMIFINALS

SAT MAY 4

SHARKS V CLÉRMONT

GLOUCESTER V BENETTON


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

If I wasn’t too keen on harpin’ on Leinster’s URC outing last weekend, I definitely don’t want to dwell too much on my URC predictions.  Wasn’t too long since I was comfortably in front but as you can see it doesn’t take much to catch up and a wooden spoon in round 15 has knocked me down to 3rd, anxiously looking over my shoulder too.


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Countdown to Croker time here at Harpin’ Manor.  Usual coverage to come, preview on Friday, wrap pod recording Sunday, social media comments throughout.  Do keep in touch and throw in your two cents when you can.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP

80+ column : Apr 24


On this week’s column…

🏉 LEINSTER COMINGS AND GOINGS

🏉 ALLEZ LES ROG?

🏉 HYBRID CONTRACTS

🏉 KITSHOFF OFF HOME

🏉 CALLING LONDON’S CLASH

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 HARPIN ON…THE URC RUN-IN

🏉 YOUTUBE MILESTONE

🏉 NEXT-LEVEL REF-SHAMING

🏉 LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

🏉 RUCKTHIS.IE

🏉 AUTUMN INTERNATIONALS

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl W6N & LEAGUE ONE] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

It’s believed that Munster and Ulster are showing interest but Leinster are keen to retain Boyle, who they regard as a big prospect

Milne and Boyle set to stay but several Leinster men joining other provinces

Murray Kinsella – The42.ie

JLP : Finally we see some flesh put on the bones of all the rumours that have been rattling around the ruggersphere for the past while – even the most dyed in the wool Leinster fan would have to admit we can’t hold on to all of our talent indefinitely so there are bound to be players moving on.  That said, we should be able to keep the top players we produce ourselves (within reason) and if Milne and Boyle do stay that would be a decent outcome for sure.  


“I’m not French, I’m trying to prove myself and put my name into the debate.”

Ireland legend Ronan O’Gara could be the next France boss

Ruck.co.uk

JLP : Is the headline being sensationalist?  Of course it is.  I mean, I ‘could’ also be the next French boss, so could Donald Trump.  But still even with Fabien Galthie seeming to have used up all his 2022 Grand Slam goodwill, I have to admit I never thought too much about ROG getting the job and the more I think of it the more it makes sense, although that may put a certain faction of Munster supporters into something of a quandary when they play Ireland…


Saracens are one of several sides keen to know exactly how many of their squad will be offered deals and precisely how the new system will operate.

English clubs urge RFU to speed up enhanced hybrid contract plans

Robert Kitson – The Guardian

JLP : “Hybrid contracts” you say?  What an interesting concept.  Maybe we could try something like that here in Ireland, though we’d have to change the name otherwise it might look like we were copying the RFU…maybe we could say, “Central” instead?  Funny how they’re looking to introduce just as we’re debating the notion of giving them an overhaul.


Kitshoff only arrived at Ulster in November on what was meant to be a three-year deal

Steven Kitshoff’s season over while James Hume facing long layoff for Ulster

RTÉ.ie

JLP : On the latest wrap pod we mentioned how sometimes these NIQ signings don’t work out, with possible Steven Sykes’ 4-cap stint being among the most memorable for being the least memorable at Leinster.   It’s probably better off for all involved he goes home early but it does leave Ulster with something of a dilemma in his position – and with him now unavailable for the rest of the season, plus James Hume also on the sidelines for now anyway, they just don’t seem to have any luck whatsoever on the personnel front.


The final is scheduled to take place at 2.45pm at the North London venue, and with the FA Cup final set for a 3pm kick-off just 12 miles away at Wembley,

Champions Cup And FA Cup Final Clash Could Spell Chaos For Leinster Fans

James Fenton – Balls.ie

JLP : Another case of the word “could” doing a lot of heavy lifting in a headline, although in this case it’s a good thing because at least it allows for the small matter of a semifinal to take place before it affects Leinster fans.  On the broader subject of the clash, I mean, who could have possibly foreseen that having the two matches in the same city on the same day at practically the same time could cause an issue?  Besides pretty much everybody, of course…


WRAP OF A WRAP

Many thanks as ever to Conor & Rich for helping me with the latest pod, obviously this wasn’t exactly a match we looked forward to wrapping and I assumed not many regular listeners would be took keen to hear us harp on it so we cut back the actual wrap time and looked forward to the URC’s remaining rounds as well.

I put that run-in segment on the YouTube channel, which has been doing pretty well  on the numbers front I have to say – we recently passed 300 subscribers and the vids are starting to regularly hit 1000 views which may not be much for the more seasoned channels but considering it’s not our primary platform, isn’t too bad and here at Harpin Towers we’re happy enough (for now – don’t let that stop you subscribing and viewing yourself if you haven’t already!!!)

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe there too and/or leave a review if you can.


QUICK TAP : NEXT-LEVEL REF-SHAMING

At the end of my latest Quick Tap vid I promise to explain in more detail my reasons for my personal decisions on those tries so here goes…

I’m actually going to do the second one first because it’s a lot easier…I see it as a knock on, simple as.  Just because we see it go the other direction in the video doesn’t mean Carré didn’t knock it on first, and I reckon he did.  Call me biased because it favours the Irish team all you want, this is how I saw it.

As for the Izuchukwu tackle it’s way tricker.  Amazing try saving tackle?  Definitely.  Does he mean to kick it?  For me, no, and here is where most of the disagreement seems to be, but I see it as a natural motion that resulted from his trying to pull the Cardiff player back.  HOWEVER because that area of intent is so subjective I reckon it brings our decision to an almost perfect 50/50 call.  That my seem like a cop out but I actually believe that in all sports whenever you’re not sure which way to lean it should always be in the direction that awards the score, like in baseball where they have the phrase “tie goes to the runner” – that’s not an official rule, but IMO it’s a good overall principle for officials.

Told you it was complicated!!!  Any many of these rulings are, which is exactly why we should debate them without making it personal about the officials.

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LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Fingers, toes and eyes crossed that Messrs Ringrose, Keenan & J O’Brien get back in contention for May but when it comes to Cape Town I reckon we’ll be looking at something close to what we saw in Jo’burg with maybe a few starters and subs swapping roles.

Harpin’ matchday 23 v STORMERS

Frawley, Russell, Turner, Ngatai, A Osborne, H Byrne, Foley

Milne, McKee, Ala’alatoa, Molony, Jenkins, Ruddock, Penny (c), Deegan

Barron, Healy, Clarkson, O’Tighearnaigh, Mangan, McGrath, Prendergast, Brownlee

NB : the above matchday 23s are completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley

INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Charlie Ngatai: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from a calf injury

Cormac Foley: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from a shoulder injury

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Brian Deeny: was withdrawn as a precaution ahead of the Lions game and will be further assessed this week before a final decision is made on his inclusion  

Jimmy O’Brien: will be further assessed this week as he nears a return from a neck injury

Garry Ringrose: will be further assessed this week for a shoulder injury as he nears a return

Hugo Keenan: will be further assessed this week for a hip injury

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

N/A

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

James Ryan (arm), Tommy O’Brien (hamstring) and Alex Soroka (foot)


RUCKTHIS.IE

Shout out to Peter Burke & co for their relatively new venture RuckThis.ie do check it out and also their live show every Wednesday evening, I plan to be a guest on it next week and he has agreed to appear on one of our wrap pods soon too.


WOMEN’S SIX NATIONS 

Not much I can add to my tweet after the full time whistle blew at Twickers although apart from the online morons who probably have never seen a game of women’s rugby yet still see fit to chime in with things like “they just have to play better”, the consensus opinion seems to be that the other unions need to find a way to bring their standards much closer to those of England and France otherwise these scorelines will continue.  Brian Moore had a good article (behind paywall) about this as did Sarah Rendell in Rugby World. Here’s hoping Ireland can get a result this Saturday.

ROUND FOUR

ENGLAND 88-10 IRELAND

ITALY 10-17 SCOTLAND

WALES 0-40 FRANCE



ROUND FIVE

SAT APR 27

WALES V ITALY

IRELAND V SCOTLAND

FRANCE V ENGLAND


AUTUMN NATIONS SERIES

Two Friday night fixtures less than ideal but overall the prospect of us playing all four Rugby Championship nations before the year is out has to be good for our post-RWC2023 group.  It’s also good to see Georgia and Portugal involved although it could be more.  It ALWAYS could be more.


URC IRISH SHIELD UPDATE

It took the URC a while to feature the latest Shield tables on their website but better late than never.  That one-point win for Ulster at the RDS has left the race wide open with it very possible that it could boil down to their trip to Thomond Park on the final day of the regular season.

NOV 4 CONNACHT 22-20 ULSTER

NOV 10 ULSTER 21-14 MUNSTER

NOV 25 LEINSTER 21-16 MUNSTER

DEC 2 CONNACHT 22-24 LEINSTER

DEC 22 ULSTER 20-19 CONNACHT

DEC 26 MUNSTER 3-9 LEINSTER

JAN 1 CONNACHT 22-9 MUNSTER

JAN 1 LEINSTER 21-22 ULSTER



MAY 11 MUNSTER V CONNACHT

MAY 18 ULSTER V LEINSTER

MAY 31 LEINSTER V CONNACHT

JUNE 1 MUNSTER V ULSTER


“SVNS” UPDATE

The Singapore 7s, which will decide the final placings before the grand finale in Madrid (although Ireland seem good in both genders), don’t take place until next weekend but the draw for the pools has been made and you can see the fixtures below.  Funny how the men play one minute later on Saturday than they do Friday….

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND


Under the new model, HSBC SVNS 2024 features seven regular season events plus a Grand Final. The top eight placed teams based on cumulative series points at the conclusion of the seventh round in Singapore will secure their opportunity to compete in the new ‘winner takes all’ Grand Final in Madrid, where the women’s and men’s HSBC SVNS 2024 champions will be crowned.

Madrid will also play host to the high stakes relegation play-off competition where teams ranked ninth to 12th will join the top four teams from the World Rugby Sevens Challenger, with the top four placed teams securing their place on HSBC SVNS 2025.


NEXT IN THE SERIES…

SINGAPORE 7S

FRI MAY 3

4:44AM – WOMEN V CANADA

6:36AM – MEN V GREAT BRITAIN

10:21AM – WOMEN V NEW ZEALAND

11:54AM – IRELAND V USA

SAT MAY 4

4:44AM – WOMEN V SPAIN

6:37AM – MEN V FIJI

MADRID (FINALS) MAY 31-JUN 2


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Toulon pipping Toulouse by a point has put some daylight between Stade Français and the rest of the 🔝🐱🐴 while ROG also fell short but a point leaving La Rochelle teetering on the edge of the playoff places.  Down at the bottom Montpellier fell again leaving them as favourites to have to playoff for their survival.  Toulouse v Racing seems to be the pick of round 22.

Round 21

CASTRES 25-24 LA ROCHELLE

PERPIGNAN 51-20 LYON

OYONNAX 13-43 RACING 92

STADE FRANÇAIS 28-24 BAYONNE

PAU 31-23 MONTPELLIER

TOULON 20-19 TOULOUSE

BORDEAUX 41-7 CLÉRMONT



Round 22

SAT APR 27

TOULOUSE V RACING 92

BAYONNE V BORDEAUX

OYONNAX V CASTRES

LYON V PAU

MONTPELLIER V PERPIGNAN

CLÉRMONT V STADE FRANÇAIS 

LA ROCHELLE V TOULON


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

Let’s be honest – all Leinster eyes are on Northampton now, and although they rested a few regulars they still put their auld enemy Leicester away pretty handily.  Interesting how they face their fellow Prem CC-semifinalist Quins in the next round, although the home side need the points a lot more so I wouldn’t read too much into a lopsided score there.

ROUND 15

SARACENS 46-24 GLOUCESTER

NORTHAMPTON 40-17 LEICESTER

EXETER 14-26 BATH

SALE SHARKS 37-31 HARLEQUINS

BRISTOL 85-14 NEWCASTLE



ROUND 16

FRI APR 26

BATH V SARACENS

SAT APR 27

LEICESTER V BRISTOL

HARLEQUINS V NORTHAMPTON

SUN APR 28

NEWCASTLE V SALE SHARKS

GLOUCESTER V EXETER CHIEFS


AIL UPDATE 

Up until today Wednesday I found it extremely difficult to get any information on the time and date of the Women’s AIL final.  In fact, I have been following the league all season and it wasn’t until the round robin was over that I even knew there wasn’t a top four playoff!  Just the top 2 straight into the final it seems, with UL Bohs facing off against Railway Union in the decider this Sunday, a unique double- header with Terenure and Cork Con squaring off for the men’s crown.  And if that’s not enough consequential Leinster v Munster battles for you, then how about Garryowen v Old Belvedere for the right to join St Mary’s in Division 1A next season?  Lot’s of good club rugby this weekend.

#SupportYourLocalClub

WOMEN’S AIL

PROMOTION PLAYOFF (1ST LEG)

TULLOW 22-10 QUEENS

CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL

SUN APR 28

UL BOHS V RAILWAY UNION


MEN’S AIL 1A

CHAMPIONSHIP SEMIFINALS

SAT APR 20

CORK CON 40-34 CLONTARF

TERENURE 31-28 LANSDOWNE

FINAL

SUN APR 28

TERENURE V CORK CON

PROMOTION PLAYOFFS

SAT APR 20

OLD WESLEY 21-32 GARRYOWEN

SHANNON 8-46 OLD BELVEDERE

FINAL

SAT APR 27

GARRYOWEN V OLD BELVEDERE


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

The Crusaders fell yet again so we’re way past calling this a blip as they sit rock bottom of the standings.  So I guess from here until the end of the season it makes more sense for this Leinster fan to be focusing more on the Hurricanes at the top of the table!  Especially with Jordie Barrett in top form chipping in with a try and a conversion in their latest win.  Tricky visit to Canberra for them next, might be worth a watch.

ROUND 9

FIJIAN DRUA 15-38 HURRICANES

REDS 31-0 HIGHLANDERS

BLUES 46-7 BRUMBIES

WESTERN FORCE 37-15 CRUSADERS



ROUND 10

FRI APR 26

CRUSADERS V REBELS

WARATAHS V CHIEFS

SAT APR 27

FIJIAN DRUA V MOANA PASIFIKA

BRUMBIES V HURRICANES

HIGHLANDERS V WESTERN FORCE

REDS V BLUES


JAPAN LEAGUE ONE UPDATE

About time I featured League One in this column – obviously with the “Leinster-centric-ness” of my general harpin’ I don’t have a lot of time to follow this league although I am fascinated by it in many ways.  A lot of money has gone it to attract some really big names and it seems in some places it really, really works while in others, well, it really really doesn’t.  

Take the match in Round 14 between Toyota Verblits, who had a 7-8-9-10 combo of Himeno, PSDT, A Smith & B Barrett, and Saitama Wild Knights, who have Lood de Jager and Damien de Allende among the recognisable names.  Without looking at the league table you certainly wouldn’t imagine a 40-7 scoreline in favour of the visitors would you?  The top 4 seems pretty much set with two rounds to go although there is an interesting 2nd v 3rd battle this weekend.

ROUND 14

SUNTORY SUNGOLIATH 31-31 SHIZUOKA

CANON EAGLES 43-19 MITSUBISHI

TOYOTA VERBLITZ 7-40 WILD KNIGHTS

HONDA HEAT 7-8 TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS

SPEARS KUBOTA 39-29 KOBE STEEL

KINETSU LINERS 34-23 BLACK RAMS



ROUND 15

SAT APR 27

WILD KNIGHTS V KINETSU LINERS

TOSHIBA BRAVE LUPUS V SUNTORY SUNGOLIATH

KOBE STEEL V SHIZUOKA

TOYOTA VERBLITZ V CANON EAGLES

SPEARS KUBOTA V HONDA HEAT

MITSUBISHI V BLACK RAMS


MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Chicago’s winning run continued as they put away Los Angeles in Round 8, with Luke Carty having replaced Dave Kearney at fullback, Conall Boomer starting at 8 and Nick McCarthy coming off the bench.  They get a break in the next round as New England and Seattle are the conference leaders.

ROUND 8

NEW ENGLAND 21-29 SEATTLE

NOLA GOLD 27-42 MIAMI

OLD GLORY 17-38 HOUSTON

SAN DIEGO 32-33 UTAH

CHICAGO 54-31 LOS ANGELES



ROUND 9

SAT APR 27

UTAH V OLD GLORY

SUN APR 28

ANTHEM RC V NOLA GOLD

MIAMI V DALLAS

HOUSTON V SAN DIEGO

LOS ANGELES V NEW ENGLAND


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

As usual I got a bit cocky as I regained top spot in the HPL after Friday’s results and bragged about it in the WhatsApp group only to see Kino come storming back on the Saturday to actually increase his overall lead at the top from the previous round.  I certainly can’t afford to let him get too far ahead.


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Stormers up next for Leinster, usual preview on Friday, plus don’t forget our rugby slot on Dubin South 93.9FM after the 5 o’clock news then we’ll have our wrap pod on Sunday evening.  Please be sure to follow, comments, like, share and subscribe as much as you can across our social media platforms.

And as ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP


80+ column : Apr 17 (incl 338 : “Emergency pod”)


On this week’s column…

🏉 CENTRAL CONTRACTS

🏉 YET ANOTHER HURRICANE

🏉 MORE CC FORMAT REFORM?

🏉 SPOILS FROM WOMEN’S LIONS

🏉 ANGRY STEPHEN JONES

🏉 WRAP OF A WRAP

🏉 HARPIN ON…”CHAMPIONSHIP MINUTES”

🏉 “EMERGENCY POD”

🏉 THE LAZY ABL NARRATIVE

🏉 COMP UPDATES [Incl W6N & AIL] 


FRONT FIVE

A selection of five eye-catching egg-chasing quotes & links from around the ruggersphere, now including a few thoughts added by myself (JLP).

…the IRFU are undertaking a review of their contractual system, which will be completed before Humphreys takes over from Nucifora.

Blue bloods: IRFU ‘national’ contract system will continue to load the dice in Leinster’s favour

Gerry Thornley – Irish Times

JLP : Massive news dump in Leinster/Ireland news since the weekend, so much so that two stories broke after our “emergency pod” you’ll see further down the column.  Part of me thinks making all those announcements together was a bad idea from a PR standpoint, especially days after a weekend where Leinster became the only team left in European competition.  But then again the whole idea of a “news dump” is to concentrate all the supposedly negative info into one news cycle so maybe this is what happened, we’ll never know for sure.

On the subject of central contracts, of course 10 for Leinster and just 1 each for the other three provinces is not the best look.  But would making it an even 3 each or something like that be an answer based on where the talent is?  

All I’m saying is that it’s not straight-forward.  Yes, it’s part of the IRFU’s remit to oversee rugby in all four provinces, but when it comes to central contracts we have to remember what they are for, namely keeping our best players within the Irish system.  I can’t see a way of building a need for parity across the provinces into the process, especially when we have absolutely no control over the offers coming in from abroad.   Maybe as long as they are coming in for Leinster players, they are the ones we should be looking to hold onto for now.  Plus, as I say on the emergency pod, it’s not like the test team is doing badly, World Cup QF aside.  

Obviously none of that means I think the system is perfect, it’s just who else is going to push back on the over-simplistic “Leinster get everything while the other provinces get nothing” narrative we hear.  There are areas where the ratios should be closer to 1 for 1 across the provinces.  But there are others where they can’t help but be skewed more towards the balance of the so-called “demographic” differences.  And finding the right levels is never going to be easy.

It seems to be a majority opinion that David Nucifora’s tenure as the puppet-master across the sport in Ireland was one which failed to find those correct levels, particularly when you factor in the women’s game (also club level for both genders) into the equation.  If there is any “mitigation” it could be that it was a job that nobody had ever tried before, although it’s not like he didn’t have enough time to fix any errors as he went along.

Our only hope is that his successor David Humphreys can learn from those mistakes and find approaches that at least come a bit closer to pleasing everyone in the game here.  I feel like there’s an opportunity that comes with this changing of the guard, one that if done the right way can build on the many successes the men have achieved to make it a sport for absolutely everyone, a trick I always felt was tragically missed by the FAI after the accomplishments of the Irish teams in the early 90s.


Since retiring, the former New Zealand Under-20 captain has been part of the…coaching team…(of) The Hurricanes (who) are currently first on the Super Rugby table…

Another Kiwi joins Leinster set-up

Rugby365.com

JLP : Another announcement that missed the cut for our extra pod – as much as we’ll miss Andrew Goodman there’s definitely no harm getting someone over from the brains trust of the top team in Super Rugby right now.


To date the leagues have not agreed to EPCR’s request but there remains hope that change could still be introduced next season

Champions Cup overhaul planned after damaging defeat of weakened Bulls

Gerard Meagher – The Guardian

JLP : We can’t have a Champions Cup weekend come and go without more talk about formats, which is fair enough but like I always say, if the league can agree on going back to two more weeks for the pool stages that might be an improvement on what we have at the moment, but for me it definitely won’t fix the tournament’s biggest problem, namely that the matches are peppered out throughout the season forcing coaches to prioritise between playing in this year’s comp and qualifying for next year’s, which will always lead to selection like Jake White’s last weekend.


The Irish Rugby Football Union has elected to use the funds to host additional women’s U18 and U20 camps and training matches to accelerate player development

Women’s Lions sponsors will provide funding to avoid imbalance

The Rugby Paper

JLP : We often harp on negative things to do with women’s rugby so I suppose it’s only fair to mention good news, obviously we’ll have to see if this investment is sufficient to increase our player pool but at least it is good to see that money generated from a women’s team is going directly to the lower levels, with the caveat that there is much more still to be done of course, especially with the clubs.


“It is not to cast aspersions on anyone, but the last time they played an away game, their boots had wooden studs.”

Stephen Jones Incandescent Over Leinster Hosting Semifinal at Croke Park

Joshua Bell Curran – Balls.ie

JLP : Ireland is small and doesn’t have a lot of big stadia.  If we can sell out the Aviva Stadium and that’s not available for a given weekend, then we have to look at Croker.  It’s as simple as that, and what’s sad about this is that SJ knows this full well, he’s just feeding into that ridiculous and inaccurate “neutral venue” spiel that’s going around.

But looking at this article another way, if Leinster/Ireland success is somehow making him “incandescent”, then I take that as more success.


WRAP OF A WRAP

Normally I try to keep the wrap pods under an hour but for this match/performance I reckon it was ok to make an exception.  Tom & Mark earned the right to be the guests as they bravely stepped up to the plate after that Final Of Which We Much Never Speak last May, and they did their usual bang up job.

If you missed the wrap pod, here’s a link for Spotify but it’s also available on Apple and other platforms, please subscribe and/or leave a review if you can.

For a taste of the pod here’s a YouTube clip featuring their analysis of the “championship minutes” from the match.


QUICK TAP “EMERGENCY POD”

Normally I do a “Quick Tap”, aka a solo TikTok video, for this column but at the request of Keego and Kino, I instead set up an “emergency pod” recording on Tuesday to try and go over all the news that broke on the Monday…the Ross Molony news broke after I had set the whole thing up but still made the cut, while the Bleyendaal, JGP & Bank of Ireland sponsorship didn’t but I’ll touch on them in this column.  BTW I know we already did a full pod on the La Rochelle win but we hadn’t heard from these two yet so let’s just say we didn’t mind going over it once last time…

Topics were

  1. La Rochelle win
  2. Croke Park
  3. Dan Sheehan
  4. Jodie Barrett
  5. Ross Molony
  6. Demographics?

I also put out a sample from the pod on YouTube, covering topics 3, 4 & 5…


LEINSTER INJURY UPDATE

Always tricky trying to anticipate who we plan to send to South Africa but I had a stab at Saturday’s 23 anyway.  I reckon whether Ross B will be available to play against  Northampton or not we should probably bring Harry anyway for some game time but as ever I should point out it’s with good reason that it’s not my decision to make!!!

Harpin’ matchday 23 v Lions

McErlean, Russell, Turner, Brownlee, A Osborne, Prendergast, Murphy

Healy (c), McKee, Clarkson, Deeny, Molony, Connors, Penny, Deegan.

Barron, E Byrne, Ala’alatoa, O’Tighearnaigh, Ruddock, Foley, H Byrne, King


NB : the above matchday 23s are completely from my own mind, I’m certainly not suggesting I have any ITK a la Thornley

INJURY UPDATE – AVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Luke McGrath: came through the game at the weekend with no issues after his return from the Graduated Return to Play Protocols

INJURY UPDATE – FURTHER ASSESSMENT REQUIRED:

Jimmy O’Brien: will be further assessed this week as he nears a return from a neck injury

Charlie Ngatai: will be further assessed this week as he nears a return from a calf injury

Garry Ringrose: will be further assessed this week for a shoulder injury as he nears a return

Ross Byrne: was withdrawn with a minor leg injury at the weekend and will be further assessed this week

INJURY UPDATE – UNAVAILABLE FOR SELECTION:

Hugo Keenan: has been managing a hip injury the last few weeks which had a minor flare up in the Captain’s Run last week

NO FURTHER UPDATES ON:

James Ryan (arm), Tommy O’Brien (hamstring) and Alex Soroka (foot)

WOMEN’S SIX NATIONS 

Here’s what I said on the wrap pod…

“…the incredible Irish women who recorded their first Six Nations win in two years with a convincing 36-5 victory over Wales at Musgrave park with tries from Higgins, Parsons, Jones, Corrigan & player of the match Aoife Wafer.  The victory has actually moved Ireland up to 3rd on the table and although that could change after facing the all conquering English Red Roses next, we can definitely look at our final match against Scotland in Belfast with more confidence.  Any for now, many congrats to all involved.”

Obviously the task against England is daunting to say the very, very least but what this convincing win over Wales has done is give us the confidence to look beyond to that final match with Scotland and the way the fixtures play out, 4th spot or possibly even 3rd are within our grasp which is an amazing position to be in.

ROUND THREE

SCOTLAND 0-46 ENGLAND

IRELAND 36-5 WALES

FRANCE 38-15 ITALY



ROUND FOUR

SAT APR 20

ENGLAND V IRELAND

ITALY V SCOTLAND

SUN APR 21

WALES V FRANCE


THE LAZY ABL NARRATIVE

I really don’t like harpin’ on this too much but still I have to give a hat-tip to contributor Kristian Ross for bringing this TikTok to my attention.  I have spoken and written much bout what I call the ABL narrative and it has been trotted out much over the past couple of days in written social media posts, but this….well, if this guy was looking to audition to be the face and voice of ABL then congrats mate, you have it.

Putting aside the neutral venue misinformation I already mentioned further up the article wrt Stephen Jones, I never thought it would be humanly possible to fit more worn out tropes into one clip, but these lads managed it, including going to that picture of two “typical Leinster fans” which has to be at least 10 years old by now.  For obvious reasons I won’t embed the thing on this page but if you want to check it out it’s here.


🔝🐱🐴 UPDATE

Only two French teams left in Europe, Toulouse who have to be well placed for a double and Clérmont, who I thought might be more focused on their relegation battle but instead put Ulster to the sword at the Michelin.  Toulon v Toulouse looks like the pick of the bunch although it will be interesting to see how La Rochelle pick themselves up again as they must travel to Castres.

I also must hold my hand up and say I got a fact wrong the preview pod & radio slot, I was sure Clérmont played La Rochelle in this round, and, well, they’re not.  Apologies.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND



Round 21

SAT APR 20

CASTRES V LA ROCHELLE

PERPIGNAN V LYON

OYONNAX V RACING 92

STADE FRANÇAIS V BAYONNE

PAU V MONTPELLIER

TOULON V TOULOUSE

SUN APR 21

BORDEAUX V CLÉRMONT


PREMIERSHIP UPDATE

All Leinster eyes will be on Franklin’s Gardens as our Croker opponents Northampton might be top but certainly can’t afford to slip up in their derby against Leicester.  Bath v Exeter also catches the eye as both look to bounce back from Euro disappointment as well as stay in top 4 contention.

NO MATCHES LAST WEEKEND



ROUND 15

SAT APR 20

SARACENS V GLOUCESTER

NORTHAMPTON V LEICESTER

EXETER V BATH

SUN APR 21

SALE SHARKS V HARLEQUINS

BRISTOL V NEWCASTLE


AIL UPDATE 

UL Bohs just about held on to top spot in the Women’s AIL by beating Belvo as Railway Union won at Rock, at the time of writing I can’t seem to find details on their semifinals yet but the men’s definitely take place this weekend with both apparently being live-streamed, check out our Rugby On TV post on Thursday for details.

#SupportYourLocalClub


WOMEN’S AIL

ROUND 18

UL BOHS 19-10 BELVO

COOKE 12-19 GALWEGIANS

BLACKROCK 12-17 RAILWAY UNION

WICKLOW 20-10 SUTTONIANS



MEN’S AIL 1A

CHAMPIONSHIP SEMIFINALS

SAT APR 20

CORK CON V CLONTARF

TERENURE V LANSDOWNE

PROMOTION PLAYOFFS

SAT APR 20

OLD WESLEY V GARRYOWEN

SHANNON V OLD BELVEDERE


SUPER RUGBY PACIFIC UPDATE

Last week I pointed out that Tahs v Saders would be the match of the round, and boy I wasn’t wrong.  Apparently the lead changed hands a dozen times and a last minute penalty put it into “golden point” extra time with Will Harrison nailing the game-winning drop goal to keep the Crusaders in danger of missing the playoffs, surely the unthinkable.  They go to Perth next, with the unbeaten Hurricanes playing the Drua.  Kudos to Moana btw for their 3rd win of the season (could be wrong but I don’t think they’ve done that before), this one over the Reds.

ROUND 8

MOANA PASIFIKA 17-14 REDS

WARATAHS 43-40 ET CRUSADERS

HURRICANES 36-23 CHIEFS

REBELS 47-31 HIGHLANDERS



ROUND 9

FRI APR 19

FIJIAN DRUA V HURRICANES

REDS V HIGHLANDERS

SAT APR 20

BLUES V BRUMBIES

WESTERN FORCE V CRUSADERS

MAJOR LEAGUE RUGBY UPDATE

Dave Kearney lined out at full back for Chicago Hounds as they got their second win in a row against the expansion side Anthem RC from Charlotte, North Carolina, and should fancy their chances for another W next week as they play the other new team, namely the reinvented Giltinis who are now just called “Rugby FC Los Angeles”.  Meanwhile New England & Seattle lead the conferences and guess what – they meet each other next.

ROUND 7

DALLAS 22-20 UTAH

HOUSTON 35-47 NEW ENGLAND

SAN DIEGO 33-20 NOLA GOLD

CHICAGO 59-26 ANTHEM RC

LOS ANGELES 5-36 SEATTLE



ROUND 8

SAT APR 20

NEW ENGLAND V SEATTLE

NOLA GOLD V MIAMI

OLD GLORY V HOUSTON

SUN APR 21

SAN DIEGO V UTAH

CHICAGO V LOS ANGELES


CHALLENGE CUP UPDATE

I really thought we’d get at least one from Ulster & Connacht through to the final four but it was not to be.  The remainder of the comp will take place in England since the semifinals cannot be in SA so the Sharks will host Clérmont at Twickenham Stoop.

QUARTERFINALS

GLOUCESTER 23-13 OSPREYS

CLÉRMONT 53-14 ULSTER

SHARKS 36-30 EDINBURGH

BENETTON 39-24 CONNACHT

SEMIFINALS

SAT MAY 4

SHARKS V CLÉRMONT

GLOUCESTER V BENETTON


HARPIN PREDICTION LEAGUE

The URC resumes this weekend which means so does the HPL and I have to regain my top spot somehow….meanwhile Keego has all but conceded the Jersey of Shame will be his for another year…


NEXT BATCH OF HARPIN’

Hopefully that’s the last I’ll have to harp on the ABL narrative for a while although I may have to stay off social media to make sure, anyway, the SA tour is next on our radar with the Lions up for Leinster next in Jo’burg.   Don’t forget our slot after the 5 o’clock news on Dublin South 93.9 radio this Friday, we’ll also post our own preview that afternoon with a wrap pod to come on Sunday.

As ever, be sure to enjoy your rugby wherever you are.  JLP